Florida woman arrested for alleged attack on dad for relentless flatulence

New York Post ^ | 8/25/20 | Yaron Steinbuch

[Rebelbase]

A Florida woman who fumed about her father’s farts has been arrested for allegedly battering him because of his relentless flatulence in their shared home, according to a report.

Nicole Dozois, 40, who lives with her 59-year-old dad in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area, raised a stink about his noxious emissions about 2 a.m. Sunday, The Smoking Gun reported.

She then allegedly punched him in the face “numerous times,” according to the outlet, which cited a police report.

[gitmo]

He is causing global Warming.

[dp0622]

Lol

[SmokingJoe]

Nicole Dozois, 40, who lives with her 59-year-old dad in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area, raised a stink about his noxious emissions about 2 a.m. Sunday,

You can just imagine the writer gleefully chuckling as he wrote this.

[shotgun]

We called it snapper

[BenLurkin]

It describes the Obamas.

[Mark17]

Nicole Dozois, 40, who lives with her 59-year-old dad in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area, raised a stink about his noxious emissions

Pun intended????

[left that other site]

“Relentless Flatulence”

Good name for a punk rock band?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I said pull my finger not pulverize my face.

[Mathews]

Whew... Those were 40 very hard years.

[LastDayz]

What is meant by relentless flatulence? Was he hiking a leg and ripping them off like a machine gun? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

His plan worked.

She has to stay away from him now.

[Dr. Sivana]

“quan”? Do you mean “quam”?

[Islander7]

Smelling farts is the least of her problems.

[the_daug]

I thought it said Flatdance

[Flaming Conservative]

Do you suppose alcohol was involved?

[Jane Long]

Forty year old *Florida Woman* still living with Farting Father.

THAT is the headline.

[Buttons12]

True. Wonderful place, with too many from elsewhere. If it’s weird, it usually happens there. :(

[Noumenon]

My bad. I plead insufficiency of coffee. My Latin's not that rusty.

[Major Matt Mason]

The woman obviously has mental issues. The father could use some industrial-strength Beano.

[Ed Condon]

I found that beer, beans, and boiled eggs was a good combination. It generated a plethora of good quality farts.