Florida woman arrested for alleged attack on dad for relentless flatulence

New York Post ^ | 8/25/20 | Yaron Steinbuch

[Rebelbase]

A Florida woman who fumed about her father’s farts has been arrested for allegedly battering him because of his relentless flatulence in their shared home, according to a report.

Nicole Dozois, 40, who lives with her 59-year-old dad in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area, raised a stink about his noxious emissions about 2 a.m. Sunday, The Smoking Gun reported.

She then allegedly punched him in the face “numerous times,” according to the outlet, which cited a police report.

[Rebelbase]

What can I say, it's news.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Cue banjo music from “Deliverance.”

[ConservativeMind]

I just leave the room when my wife has this problem.

[Ikeon]

I guess she’s gonna have to move... good luck with that nasty attitude.

[dp0622]

I got to get another hobby :-)

[MayflowerMadam]

“relentless flatulence”

Funny phrase. Descriptive, though.

[Buttons12]

If you had to guess, what else would you guess but Florida?

[Ouchthatonehurt]

That’s 40 the hard way. Looks like she’s 60.

[KosmicKitty]

Maybe serving him cabbage and beans for dinner wasn’t such a good idea after all.

[SIDENET]

Wow, that is a ROUGH looking 40!

Might be due to the relentless flatulence.

[redshawk]

Gorp.... One who pops the bubbles while in the bath.. lol. Least that’s what Dad called them..

[Autonomous User]

That’s 40 the hard way.

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Last time a saw a face like that it was smoking a meth pipe.

[Noumenon]

As the noted Roman philosopher, Afflatus Prolongo wrote, “Quis sensit, de quan eam.”

[proud American in Canada]

That was my first thought. Of course it’s Florida! It’s a one-of-a-kind state. :)

[SIDENET]

Has to be drugs.

She's 40? I'm 49 and she looks old enough to be my mom.

[Sir Napsalot]

How about someone reminds her whether it is justified if the father ever beat her when changing her diapers.

The woman has issues.

[headstamp 2]

That’s 40 after kissing a train.

[12chachacha]

He probably drank some milk after not drinking it for years. It happened to me, I drank a glass after not consuming milk for 10 years and played golf later that day. Shot a 89, a 789 if you count the farts. They do come in handy when your brother is putting.

[V_TWIN]

Something you need to remember about my state my friend...Florida isn’t exactly full of native Floridians.

[norcal joe]

In 2018, Dozois was arrested for allegedly whacking her sister in the head in the same home but prosecutors declined to pursue the case

I wish they gave the reason why she hit her sister. I can think of all sorts of things. haha