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Termites?
Self | 8/28/20 | Self

Posted on 08/28/2020 5:20:58 PM PDT by eyeamok

I woke up this morning and realized I had a nest of Termites hiding in the background and they were starting to spread. I thought I would try and bargain with them, but all they want is to destroy my house. I then tried to reason with them and it did no good, they just want to destroy my house. I considered trying to re-educate them but I can't get them to listen to me or even consider such a thing. I tried to compromise with them by giving them fresh wood shavings to eat instead of my house, but that didn't work either. They still demand to destroy my house.


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KEYWORDS: peacefulprotests; sillyperson; teemingmasses; termites; vanity
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It appears to me that my only option left is to Exterminate ALL of Them.

does anyone else have a better idea??

1 posted on 08/28/2020 5:20:58 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: eyeamok

Have they built a mosque yet?


2 posted on 08/28/2020 5:22:45 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All men and women were created by the, you know, you know, the thing.” -- Joe Biden 3/3/20)
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To: eyeamok

Join their movement.

Termite Lives Matter!


3 posted on 08/28/2020 5:23:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: eyeamok

Quit playing around with stupid metaphors.


4 posted on 08/28/2020 5:23:27 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: eyeamok

Clearly the only answer is to set the house on fire.


5 posted on 08/28/2020 5:24:23 PM PDT by Bayard
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To: eyeamok
It appears to me that my only option left is to Exterminate ALL of Them.

I have the same thought about dhimmicrats...

6 posted on 08/28/2020 5:24:29 PM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: Jamestown1630
Quit playing around with stupid metaphors.

Don’t be a dick. It was cute.

7 posted on 08/28/2020 5:26:18 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: eyeamok

I keep seeing on TV all the time how the termites are great.


8 posted on 08/28/2020 5:27:09 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: eyeamok

eastern termites .... Easy to get rid of.

Western termites: serious problem.
Wat state?


9 posted on 08/28/2020 5:27:29 PM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (Committee to Re-Elect the President ( CREEP ))
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To: eyeamok

Just kill the queen.


10 posted on 08/28/2020 5:27:49 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: eyeamok

find a 17 day old conservative and arm him with termite killer


11 posted on 08/28/2020 5:28:46 PM PDT by Pollard (whatever)
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“..Just kill the queen....”
That’d be a great idea....except it’s a former U.S. President.


12 posted on 08/28/2020 5:30:10 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: johniegrad

No it wasn’t. And she’s a female.


13 posted on 08/28/2020 5:30:20 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: lgjhn23

I think he’s just another soldier.


14 posted on 08/28/2020 5:32:05 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: eyeamok

Where do you live? Fire ants are the mortal enemy of termites. They will attack termite nests and carry their bodies back to their food storage tunnels.
Of course, you then have fire ants to get rid of, but your house will be safe.

In the 50s, when I was a kid, we lived in the gatekeeper’s cottage on an old Southern plantation. Our landlord lived in the mansion. Unfortunately, everything is gone now. Termites destroyed everything. The only thing there now are a few gravel piles and some road equipment.


15 posted on 08/28/2020 5:32:54 PM PDT by BuffaloJack (Only you can prevent communism.)
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To: eyeamok

Trying to be funny I guess


16 posted on 08/28/2020 5:35:48 PM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: eyeamok

Are these termites non binary termites of color?


17 posted on 08/28/2020 5:37:17 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Just Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election!)
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To: eyeamok

Just gas ‘em.


18 posted on 08/28/2020 5:41:57 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Bayard

Just make sure the areas where the termites live are the ones that burn.

19 posted on 08/28/2020 5:42:25 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: johniegrad

I don’t have a ‘dick’, and I don’t think it was cute.

If someone has something like that to say, they should just come out and say it straight - instead of pulling sly crap that they think is funny’.

There’s enough trouble in the world; and we have an election to win.


20 posted on 08/28/2020 5:47:46 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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