Just make sure the areas where the termites live are the ones that burn.
Posted on 08/28/2020 5:20:58 PM PDT by eyeamok
I woke up this morning and realized I had a nest of Termites hiding in the background and they were starting to spread. I thought I would try and bargain with them, but all they want is to destroy my house. I then tried to reason with them and it did no good, they just want to destroy my house. I considered trying to re-educate them but I can't get them to listen to me or even consider such a thing. I tried to compromise with them by giving them fresh wood shavings to eat instead of my house, but that didn't work either. They still demand to destroy my house.
does anyone else have a better idea??
Have they built a mosque yet?
Join their movement.
Termite Lives Matter!
Quit playing around with stupid metaphors.
Clearly the only answer is to set the house on fire.
I have the same thought about dhimmicrats...
Don’t be a dick. It was cute.
I keep seeing on TV all the time how the termites are great.
eastern termites .... Easy to get rid of.
Western termites: serious problem.
Wat state?
Just kill the queen.
find a 17 day old conservative and arm him with termite killer
“..Just kill the queen....”
That’d be a great idea....except it’s a former U.S. President.
No it wasn’t. And she’s a female.
I think he’s just another soldier.
Where do you live? Fire ants are the mortal enemy of termites. They will attack termite nests and carry their bodies back to their food storage tunnels.
Of course, you then have fire ants to get rid of, but your house will be safe.
In the 50s, when I was a kid, we lived in the gatekeeper’s cottage on an old Southern plantation. Our landlord lived in the mansion. Unfortunately, everything is gone now. Termites destroyed everything. The only thing there now are a few gravel piles and some road equipment.
Trying to be funny I guess
Are these termites non binary termites of color?
Just gas ‘em.
Just make sure the areas where the termites live are the ones that burn.
I don’t have a ‘dick’, and I don’t think it was cute.
If someone has something like that to say, they should just come out and say it straight - instead of pulling sly crap that they think is funny’.
There’s enough trouble in the world; and we have an election to win.
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