Soon, they are going to start putting beans and kale on their pizza.
(They say that Congresscreep Eric Swalwell already does this to his pizza, and he says it fills him with delightfully nutritious noises.)
Posted on 08/11/2020 1:48:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
If you thought pineapple on pizza was blasphemous, brace yourself because someone just made a far worse combination. It seems that aliens are real, and one seems to have actually escaped Area 51 because they’re trying to make kiwi on pizza a thing. Yes, that fuzzy egg-shaped fruit with a green, seedy center. Sliced and scattered all over the glorious surface of a delicious pizza. I never thought it would be possible to feel my taste buds recoil.
No offense, of course. The fruit is delicious on its own. More so when it’s paired with yogurt. So the fact that someone actually thinks that this zesty fruit makes a great pizza topping is beyond us. Obviously, pizza lovers on Twitter didn’t hold back on expressing how utterly furious and disgusted they were upon laying witness to this unholy combination.
A photo of a pizza topped with kiwi slices made rounds online and people lost their minds
Right off the bat, the very sight of this pizza just makes me feel dizzy. The only green items I’ve seen on my pizza pie until now were the herbs and green bell pepper slices. And the only round stuff we enjoyed seeing on there were onion rings, olives, pepperoni and even meatballs. Together, these ingredients create a sight that we all love to see. Until now, no other fruit aside from pineapples have graced the surface of pizza.
In fact, the fruit slice-topped pizza is something you’d probably see at an eclectic art show rather than in a pizza box. But alas, it is true. According to the person who posted this online, they got this pizza while on holiday in Denmark. They didn’t elaborate or give further comment on how it tasted, but we can only assume that it was an interesting experience, to say the least.
(They say that Congresscreep Eric Swalwell already does this to his pizza, and he says it fills him with delightfully nutritious noises.)
Ooooh...yogurt, kale and tofurkey!
Really? There are Pizza Karens now?
I could care less what people put on their pizza. “Their” being the important word.
That being said...pizza with kiwi slices on it kinda looks like a very big coronavirus germ.
My kid always ordered chicken and pineapple pizza. I’ve grown kind of fond of it myself.
Hmmmm, sauerkraut on pizza, hmmmmm....
42! What’d I win?
Why do people get uptight about what other people put on their pizza? Really folks, unless you’re forced to eat it KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF. None of your damned business what other people want on their pizza. Walk away.
Anything besides NYC cheese pie is useless, for me.
And peppers, and olives...
Yeah, too much anchovy can overwhelm
surprisingly, Pizza Hut used to have the best around here
thin crust, and just 2 thin anchovies per slice
A smug, self satisfied feeling of superiority over the color-blind. Enjoy!
I’m not sure New Zealanders will appreciate being put on pizza. Of course, Maoris were cannibals, so they might not mind, but the other Kiwis will definitely object!
“Hmmmm, sauerkraut on pizza, hmmmmm....”
Seems you haven’t tried a Rueben pizza yet. Tasty!
Thin crust is the best, made with sourdough.
“...looks like a very big coronavirus germ.”
You just invented The Pandemic Pizza!
Make it look like the C19 virus.
Looks like something you would put antibiotics on.
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LOL!
Good idea. Just walk away from threads that agitate you so. Not good for your blood pressure, ya know. Zanax might help.
#8^)
“Seems you haven’t tried a Rueben pizza yet. Tasty!”
Never heard of it. Where can I get one? I love a Rubin sandwich.
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