Posted on 08/11/2020 1:48:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
If you thought pineapple on pizza was blasphemous, brace yourself because someone just made a far worse combination. It seems that aliens are real, and one seems to have actually escaped Area 51 because they’re trying to make kiwi on pizza a thing. Yes, that fuzzy egg-shaped fruit with a green, seedy center. Sliced and scattered all over the glorious surface of a delicious pizza. I never thought it would be possible to feel my taste buds recoil.
No offense, of course. The fruit is delicious on its own. More so when it’s paired with yogurt. So the fact that someone actually thinks that this zesty fruit makes a great pizza topping is beyond us. Obviously, pizza lovers on Twitter didn’t hold back on expressing how utterly furious and disgusted they were upon laying witness to this unholy combination.
A photo of a pizza topped with kiwi slices made rounds online and people lost their minds
Right off the bat, the very sight of this pizza just makes me feel dizzy. The only green items I’ve seen on my pizza pie until now were the herbs and green bell pepper slices. And the only round stuff we enjoyed seeing on there were onion rings, olives, pepperoni and even meatballs. Together, these ingredients create a sight that we all love to see. Until now, no other fruit aside from pineapples have graced the surface of pizza.
In fact, the fruit slice-topped pizza is something you’d probably see at an eclectic art show rather than in a pizza box. But alas, it is true. According to the person who posted this online, they got this pizza while on holiday in Denmark. They didn’t elaborate or give further comment on how it tasted, but we can only assume that it was an interesting experience, to say the least.
My feelings are not happy about it.
I thought those birds were endangered.
Nope
I don’t have mixed feelings about it.
I’d take a bat to every table that had a kiwi pizza on it and and the rest of the pizzeria would understand not to do such blasphemy.
“And the only round stuff we enjoyed seeing on there were onion rings, olives, pepperoni and even meatballs.”
And jalapeno slices.
Looks like something you would put antibiotics on.
“Until now, no other fruit aside from pineapples have graced the surface of pizza.”
Tomato: Am I a JOKE to you?
Cheese, pepperoni and mushrooms. Anything else is sacrilege.
Right off the bat …Was it the same bat that bit Libertarian Party POTUS candidate Jo Jorgensen?
Dont be silly. The real question is fried or roasted?
Never mind peppers of various strengths.
Stupid idea and almost as stupid to write about it.
Pizza always tast better when it is topped with slices of a New Zealander.
With or without the rind?
“Pineapple was just a gateway topping”
That’s funny. Pineapple on pizza ... never liked it. In Hawaii, pineapple and Spam pizza was big.
Australians taste better than New Zealanders, the meat is more marbled— Yours faithfully, J. Bombuzathela, Papua New Guinea
NO
Like pineapple on pizza, this was probably not an idea first thought of by a heterosexual.
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