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“I have witnessed hell”

“Kill it with fire”

“Pineapple was just a gateway topping”

“This is a travesty to pizza everywhere”

“They said they would be happy with pineapple”

“This looks like a microscope slide of an exotic disease”


1 posted on 08/11/2020 1:48:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

My feelings are not happy about it.


2 posted on 08/11/2020 1:49:38 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I thought those birds were endangered.


3 posted on 08/11/2020 1:50:15 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Nope


4 posted on 08/11/2020 1:50:37 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I don’t have mixed feelings about it.

I’d take a bat to every table that had a kiwi pizza on it and and the rest of the pizzeria would understand not to do such blasphemy.


5 posted on 08/11/2020 1:50:50 PM PDT by dp0622 (Patriots: Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't brweak, don't back down.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“And the only round stuff we enjoyed seeing on there were onion rings, olives, pepperoni and even meatballs.”

And jalapeno slices.


6 posted on 08/11/2020 1:51:34 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“Until now, no other fruit aside from pineapples have graced the surface of pizza.”

Tomato: Am I a JOKE to you?


8 posted on 08/11/2020 1:52:47 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Do they kill it and pluck it first?

9 posted on 08/11/2020 1:53:16 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Masks are not about controlling a virus. Masks are about controlling people.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Cheese, pepperoni and mushrooms. Anything else is sacrilege.


10 posted on 08/11/2020 1:53:46 PM PDT by Raycpa
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Right off the bat …
Was it the same bat that bit Libertarian Party POTUS candidate Jo Jorgensen?
11 posted on 08/11/2020 1:54:27 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Pizza always tast better when it is topped with slices of a New Zealander.


15 posted on 08/11/2020 1:57:14 PM PDT by Meatspace
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

With or without the rind?


16 posted on 08/11/2020 1:57:48 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“Pineapple was just a gateway topping”

That’s funny. Pineapple on pizza ... never liked it. In Hawaii, pineapple and Spam pizza was big.


17 posted on 08/11/2020 1:58:51 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (If 100% of us contracted this Covid Virus only 99.997% would be left to tell our story.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Australians taste better than New Zealanders, the meat is more marbled— Yours faithfully, J. Bombuzathela, Papua New Guinea


18 posted on 08/11/2020 2:00:36 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

NO


19 posted on 08/11/2020 2:02:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Like pineapple on pizza, this was probably not an idea first thought of by a heterosexual.


20 posted on 08/11/2020 2:03:01 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Biden has dementia.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I’d much rather they go back to anchovies

2-3 dozen pizza joints in this town and nobody offers anchovies any more

Anchovies, onion, and maybe some green pepper,

Don’t have to worry about anyone snarfing your leftovers, too


21 posted on 08/11/2020 2:03:11 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
"“This looks like a microscope slide of an exotic disease”"


22 posted on 08/11/2020 2:03:13 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

No way.


23 posted on 08/11/2020 2:04:00 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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24 posted on 08/11/2020 2:05:52 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Masks are not about controlling a virus. Masks are about controlling people.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
I make super fantastic pizza twice a week. Almost certainly better than you've ever eaten.

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25 posted on 08/11/2020 2:06:20 PM PDT by coaster123 (Suspect Everyone)
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