Posted on 08/11/2020 1:48:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
If you thought pineapple on pizza was blasphemous, brace yourself because someone just made a far worse combination. It seems that aliens are real, and one seems to have actually escaped Area 51 because they’re trying to make kiwi on pizza a thing. Yes, that fuzzy egg-shaped fruit with a green, seedy center. Sliced and scattered all over the glorious surface of a delicious pizza. I never thought it would be possible to feel my taste buds recoil.
No offense, of course. The fruit is delicious on its own. More so when it’s paired with yogurt. So the fact that someone actually thinks that this zesty fruit makes a great pizza topping is beyond us. Obviously, pizza lovers on Twitter didn’t hold back on expressing how utterly furious and disgusted they were upon laying witness to this unholy combination.
A photo of a pizza topped with kiwi slices made rounds online and people lost their minds
Right off the bat, the very sight of this pizza just makes me feel dizzy. The only green items I’ve seen on my pizza pie until now were the herbs and green bell pepper slices. And the only round stuff we enjoyed seeing on there were onion rings, olives, pepperoni and even meatballs. Together, these ingredients create a sight that we all love to see. Until now, no other fruit aside from pineapples have graced the surface of pizza.
In fact, the fruit slice-topped pizza is something you’d probably see at an eclectic art show rather than in a pizza box. But alas, it is true. According to the person who posted this online, they got this pizza while on holiday in Denmark. They didn’t elaborate or give further comment on how it tasted, but we can only assume that it was an interesting experience, to say the least.
I’d much rather they go back to anchovies
2-3 dozen pizza joints in this town and nobody offers anchovies any more
Anchovies, onion, and maybe some green pepper,
Don’t have to worry about anyone snarfing your leftovers, too
No way.
Kiwi on pizza?!?
Imma say NO!!!
A Coronavirus bat?
I don’t understand any vegetable matter on pizza, besides the tomato sauce. (That includes the fact I hate tomato chunks, so it must be a true pulverized paste sauce, not chunky. Yuck.)
Hey, some folks put anchovies on their pizza. Yuck!
Some people object strongly to pineapple on pizza, but I love it. Don’t get me wrong, nothing beats a traditional NYC or Boston slice, but you have to have an open mind and try new things. I’ll give kiwi a shot.
This just feels wrong.
Covid-19 done in cheese.
That’s as bad as pineapple. Ick.
Madness...utter madness.
First blm, then antifa and now this.
We are well and truly lost.
Good pizza requires nothing more than dough, sauce and cheese.
D’ya need an assistant?
A stellar decision by the USSC to side with the gub'mit on vegetable tariffs. (~1890s)
What about Avocado Pizza?
One long anchovy on the middle of a pizza slice is wonderful. It adds a flavor saltiness that salt cannot touch. Try getting the white anchovies, hard to find but even better tasting.
Very popular with Karens.
But this kiwi just isn't right.
If you want to see some really odd toppings for pizza then google "Viking pizza Glendale". Truly weird and wacky stuff.
Oh yeah! Feta cheese, red onion, dried tomato, ripe olive and anchovy pizza is a gastronomic epiphany.
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