Posted on 08/11/2020 1:48:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
If you thought pineapple on pizza was blasphemous, brace yourself because someone just made a far worse combination. It seems that aliens are real, and one seems to have actually escaped Area 51 because they’re trying to make kiwi on pizza a thing. Yes, that fuzzy egg-shaped fruit with a green, seedy center. Sliced and scattered all over the glorious surface of a delicious pizza. I never thought it would be possible to feel my taste buds recoil.
No offense, of course. The fruit is delicious on its own. More so when it’s paired with yogurt. So the fact that someone actually thinks that this zesty fruit makes a great pizza topping is beyond us. Obviously, pizza lovers on Twitter didn’t hold back on expressing how utterly furious and disgusted they were upon laying witness to this unholy combination.
A photo of a pizza topped with kiwi slices made rounds online and people lost their minds
Right off the bat, the very sight of this pizza just makes me feel dizzy. The only green items I’ve seen on my pizza pie until now were the herbs and green bell pepper slices. And the only round stuff we enjoyed seeing on there were onion rings, olives, pepperoni and even meatballs. Together, these ingredients create a sight that we all love to see. Until now, no other fruit aside from pineapples have graced the surface of pizza.
In fact, the fruit slice-topped pizza is something you’d probably see at an eclectic art show rather than in a pizza box. But alas, it is true. According to the person who posted this online, they got this pizza while on holiday in Denmark. They didn’t elaborate or give further comment on how it tasted, but we can only assume that it was an interesting experience, to say the least.
Pineapple wasn’t that bad.
Not. At. Gunpoint.
Pineapple and ham with muenster as the cheese was fine once a year or so. This is disgusting.
I’m not unhappy. It ain’t pizza.
Glops of Kiwi SHOE POLISH on the pizza would be a better choice, LOL!
That said, I AM a ‘Pineapple, Green Olive and Canadian Bacon Pizza’ Gal.
That offends enough people to make me happy. :)
Looks very tasty.
Botanically, Tomatoes are Fruits.
I have to admit I like pineapple on pizza. But kiwi? It doesn’t have any taste at all. Can’t see it..
I’ve seen pickles on pizza in Europe. Ketchup, too.
I mean the pics in #25. Not the gross Kiwi pizza.
I know! It’s the ‘Rona Pizza!
TYVM.
Who had, ‘Kiwi Fruit Pizza’ on their ‘2020 Disaster Bingo’ card? :)
Nifty. Now do the Durian Fruit.
Pineapple or Kiwi are just wrong,
but then anything is edible with enough
Jalapenos on it.
I started eating them that way cause a fellow Marine
from Texas got me started. The only way you could
bring a Pizza into the Barracks and keep any of it
for yourself was to smother it in Jalapenos.
It ain’t fittin’, it just ain’t fittin’!
Don’t forget the anchovies.
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