Biden Campaign Warns That For Debate Biden Will Need A Mask That Completely Conceals His Face And He Might Sound Different

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[BipolarBob]

I'm not one to advocate conspiracies but this sounds suspicious. What do you think?

[z3n]

This may be satire, but I wouldn’t put it past them. At the very least they would give him an ear peace and coach him real time.

[entropy12]

If Biden sounds like Barack Obama, I would be damm sus[icious.

[Highest Authority]

Another communist ruse to hide him and conceal the hidden microphone and ear piece so someone in the background can answer for him. JUST SAY NO WAY!

[Deo et patriae]

So that means someone else with basic intelligence will be hiding behind the mask pretending to be Biden.

[Red Badger]

... and he may need some thingys in his ears because, well, virus can enter there, too.................................

[drwoof]

As things are, it took me until the “accent” part before I realized it was BB... (!!!)

[Tucker39]

Sounds like they plan on putting a ringer in, in place of the actual Biden. Imagine who THAT might be?

[jetson]

Now the socialists are learning the art of being absurd. This is like skit to a Saturday Night Live show.

[sevinufnine]

Do you believe he’d make it through a debate without an earpiece? I don’t.

[exnavy]

Depends on what the meaning of is is.

[cnsmom]

Come on Man just stand behind a plexiglass shield.

[Brian Griffin]

A TV network could switch back and forth between a Trump residence and Biden’s basement.

Trump’s advisors could pose questions for Biden and Biden’s advisors could pose questions for Trump.

This is Liberal Reporter reporting from Saigon.

[Brian Griffin]

Teleprompters are also available.

[okkev68]

That’s funny right there. What is even funnier is how many people on this thread don’t realize this is the Babylon Bee and is satire.

[Sirius Lee]

[Brian Griffin]

Biden can hide in a basement now, but he would have to work with others if he should become President.

[dp0622]

this is sarcasm and you sound insane :)

[mosaicwolf]

The Wizard of Wilmington. Who will be the man behind the curtain?

[TheCipher]

At the very least they would give him an ear peace and coach him real time

The Trump campaign should find out what frequencies they operate on and jam the signals. Or if they are not encrypted, run a scanner and record the whole thing.