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Gracious Trump Suggests Delaying Election Until Dems Find A Candidate Who Can Form Coherent Sentences
Babylon Bee ^
| 07/31/2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/31/2020 4:58:41 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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Unprecedented breaking news. Never has a candidate been so accommodating to another political party. When it became obvious Joe Biden will never be able to survive a debate on live tv without cue cards, Trump took a hit for the country once again.
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
07/31/2020 5:00:51 PM PDT
by
DIRTYSECRET
(urope. Why do they put up with this.)
To: BipolarBob
I like it.
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Weekend coming up
He just may very well tweet something like this
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posted on
07/31/2020 5:04:26 PM PDT
by
digger48
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posted on
07/31/2020 5:05:06 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: BipolarBob
Lol! Good one Babylon Bee! Trump likes a challenge, beating Biden in a debate is like beating up a paraplegic. You might win really easy, but you don’t feel proud of it.
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posted on
07/31/2020 5:06:57 PM PDT
by
apillar
To: BipolarBob
...also more time to find a vice-presidential running mate who’s actually qualified to be veep.
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We have such a considerate president!
To: BipolarBob
AOC is very good at stringing words together, and it takes a person several seconds at least to discover how nonsensical the result is. Thats long enough to make it through a debate.
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Obama was also a Master of the Sentence when his Teleprompter broke
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What if Biden is doing the greatest Rope a Dope in world history. He shocks the universe with two complete sentences. Donald gets the Apple and is speechless gasping for air. You can hear a mic drop across the country. Forget about it thats crazy talk. In a way its crazy talk but if Joe can string together a couple of sentences it might look like victory because the bar was lying on the ground. Maybe we should start pumping Joey up just in case the impossible happens.
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posted on
07/31/2020 5:30:43 PM PDT
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magua
(It's not racism, it's just that thisBecause itÂ’s being reported that a lot of this started in 2015.)
To: BipolarBob
I love the Babylon Bee. More accurate.
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posted on
07/31/2020 5:43:06 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
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What if Biden is doing the greatest Rope a Dope in world history. He shocks the universe with two complete sentences. Donald gets the Apple and is speechless gasping for air. You can hear a mic drop across the country. Forget about it thats crazy talk. In a way its crazy talk but if Joe can string together a couple of sentences it might look like victory because the bar was lying on the ground. Maybe we should start pumping Joey up just in case the impossible happens. That's true. As much as I enjoy making fun of Biden. If we push the dementia angle and "he can't speak a complete sentence" line too much. Then he goes and puts on a passable performance and manages to make it 90 minutes with only a couple minor gaffs, then he may be perceived by many as the winner simply because they were expecting him to be a complete train wreck and he beat the odds by being merely average.
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07/31/2020 5:48:03 PM PDT
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apillar
To: BipolarBob
The Babylon Bee - Tomorrows News Today
I just knew it was them when I read the headline.
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posted on
07/31/2020 6:03:17 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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... “candidate can form coherent sentence ...” ...
So no election until 2024 then?
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posted on
07/31/2020 6:03:18 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
To: apillar
The rats will demand that the debates be done in Ebonics.
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posted on
07/31/2020 6:18:53 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
To: BipolarBob
Nice gesture but a waste of time. The Dems don’t have anyone like that.
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posted on
07/31/2020 6:21:58 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Covid is over. We have been conditioned by it. The Cultural Revolution has begun.)
To: BipolarBob
LOL!? Of course it makes sense for Joe Bee. He’s dirty. He’s inarticulate. He’s a dog-faced pony soldier.
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posted on
07/31/2020 7:34:09 PM PDT
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
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