Lol! Good one Babylon Bee! Trump likes a challenge, beating Biden in a debate is like beating up a paraplegic. You might win really easy, but you don’t feel proud of it.
What if Biden is doing the greatest Rope a Dope in world history. He shocks the universe with two complete sentences. Donald gets the Apple and is speechless gasping for air. You can hear a mic drop across the country. Forget about it that’s crazy talk. In a way its crazy talk but if Joe can string together a couple of sentences it might look like victory because the bar was lying on the ground. Maybe we should start pumping Joey up just in case the impossible happens.
The ‘rats will demand that the debates be done in Ebonics.