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Trump Voters Now Wearing Hydroxychloroquine Necklaces To Ward Off Dangerous Liberals
Babylon Bee ^ | 7/30/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/30/2020 1:55:54 PM PDT by BipolarBob

U.S.—Trump voters who say they are being increasingly targeted and harassed for supporting the president have turned to wearing hydroxychloroquine necklaces to ward off Liberals.

Liberals, who are notoriously terrified of the tiny white pills, tend to cower and run away in terror upon seeing hydroxychloroquine. According to clinical studies, Trump voters who wear necklaces strung with hydroxychloroquine are 63% less likely to be attacked by a leftist on the way home from work or the grocery store.

"We didn't know what else to do," said local Trump fan Judy Jugglebumkins as she loaded a cart of GOYA foods into her trunk. "Thank God for hydroxychloroquine. I take it for my aches and pains, my arthritis, and my 'rona! And ever since I started wearing my extra pills around my neck, liberals scream and run away! It works great!"

According to witnesses, an Antifa activist who approached Judy in the parking lot immediately covered his eyes screaming "AHH!!! IT BURNS!!!" before fleeing the scene.

Anonymous sources in the Trump campaign have noted the effectiveness of the drug, and are floating the idea of hanging Hydroxychloroquine in the doorways of voting places in November.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliendna; babylonbee; campaign; demonicrats; demonsemen; hydroxychloroquine; mismanagement
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MAGA 2020. Conservatives unite! give them a taste of the old hclqn I say. It's good enough for 'em.
1 posted on 07/30/2020 1:55:54 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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I know this is parody but someone should market something like this. I’d buy some to hand out to friends.


2 posted on 07/30/2020 2:04:03 PM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: BipolarBob

Rather like a Crucifix to ward off vampires.


3 posted on 07/30/2020 2:06:52 PM PDT by Savage Beast (President Trump, loving God, America, and the American People, is on the Side of love the Angels!)
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I need one of those little yellow signs to put in the rear window of my Car that says “Hydroxychloroquine On Board”.


4 posted on 07/30/2020 2:07:11 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Kill a Commie for your Mommy.)
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To: BipolarBob

This is hilarious!


5 posted on 07/30/2020 2:08:37 PM PDT by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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To: BipolarBob

I think I’m in love with Judy Jugglebumkins.


6 posted on 07/30/2020 2:15:33 PM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: BipolarBob

It also protects against sex with demon spirits.


7 posted on 07/30/2020 2:17:03 PM PDT by FewsOrange
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Tell the leftist stooges passing gas can spread the China virus. Then suggest they wear special ass masks while in public, but must be worn outside the clothing to be effective.


8 posted on 07/30/2020 2:17:33 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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😆
9 posted on 07/30/2020 2:19:03 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: BipolarBob

I wear something better under my shirt.


10 posted on 07/30/2020 2:32:20 PM PDT by Hiddigeigei ("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
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To: BipolarBob

Not again. . . . scrolled down to see the necklace BEFORE checking the source!!!


11 posted on 07/30/2020 2:36:47 PM PDT by Maudeen (Too many wait until the 11th hour to come to Jesus. The major problem . . .many die at 10:30.)
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Can we just put hydroxychloroquine in the water system and be done with it?....and them.


12 posted on 07/30/2020 2:40:07 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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This would make a great T shirt

Found here
https://c19study.com/
13 posted on 07/30/2020 2:43:56 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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14 posted on 07/30/2020 2:46:46 PM PDT by knarf
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To: BipolarBob

Hilarious...BB is a welcome relief from all the insanity.


15 posted on 07/30/2020 2:48:45 PM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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I have decided to make my Halloween one BIG white Hydroxochloroquine PILL! That sure will piss off some liberals I know!!! In fact, I think I will wear it the next Tuesday to go VOTE!!!!


16 posted on 07/30/2020 2:54:08 PM PDT by princess leah (Princess Leahz)
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To: knarf

Hell yes!

Thanks.


17 posted on 07/30/2020 3:11:02 PM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: knarf

Daaaaang- that’s good!


18 posted on 07/30/2020 3:27:30 PM PDT by silverleaf (Great Things Never Come from Comfort Zones)
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To: silverleaf
NEW AND IMPROVED MODEL !



19 posted on 07/30/2020 3:34:34 PM PDT by knarf
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To: laplata
NEW and improved model


20 posted on 07/30/2020 3:35:37 PM PDT by knarf
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