Posted on 07/30/2020 1:55:54 PM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.Trump voters who say they are being increasingly targeted and harassed for supporting the president have turned to wearing hydroxychloroquine necklaces to ward off Liberals.
Liberals, who are notoriously terrified of the tiny white pills, tend to cower and run away in terror upon seeing hydroxychloroquine. According to clinical studies, Trump voters who wear necklaces strung with hydroxychloroquine are 63% less likely to be attacked by a leftist on the way home from work or the grocery store.
"We didn't know what else to do," said local Trump fan Judy Jugglebumkins as she loaded a cart of GOYA foods into her trunk. "Thank God for hydroxychloroquine. I take it for my aches and pains, my arthritis, and my 'rona! And ever since I started wearing my extra pills around my neck, liberals scream and run away! It works great!"
According to witnesses, an Antifa activist who approached Judy in the parking lot immediately covered his eyes screaming "AHH!!! IT BURNS!!!" before fleeing the scene.
Anonymous sources in the Trump campaign have noted the effectiveness of the drug, and are floating the idea of hanging Hydroxychloroquine in the doorways of voting places in November.
I know this is parody but someone should market something like this. I’d buy some to hand out to friends.
Rather like a Crucifix to ward off vampires.
I need one of those little yellow signs to put in the rear window of my Car that says “Hydroxychloroquine On Board”.
This is hilarious!
I think I’m in love with Judy Jugglebumkins.
It also protects against sex with demon spirits.
Tell the leftist stooges passing gas can spread the China virus. Then suggest they wear special ass masks while in public, but must be worn outside the clothing to be effective.
I wear something better under my shirt.
Not again. . . . scrolled down to see the necklace BEFORE checking the source!!!
Can we just put hydroxychloroquine in the water system and be done with it?....and them.
Hilarious...BB is a welcome relief from all the insanity.
I have decided to make my Halloween one BIG white Hydroxochloroquine PILL! That sure will piss off some liberals I know!!! In fact, I think I will wear it the next Tuesday to go VOTE!!!!
Hell yes!
Thanks.
Daaaaang- thats good!
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