Body found by railroad tracks in Liberty Co. turns out to be sex doll

mypanhandle.com ^ | 07/16/2020 | Lewis Levine

[devane617]

Liberty County officials believe they were set up on Tuesday when what they thought was a dead body turned out to be a sex doll.

Around 2 p.m. in Allenhurst, not far from Dunlevie Road, Liberty County Sheriff’s Office Detective Mike Albritton said officers found the object laying on the side of railroad tracks.

By policy, law enforcement officers do not touch a deceased person until the coroner arrives, so they placed a sheet over the suspected body and waited.

When the coroner arrived, detectives began to check for injuries and immediately discovered the body was a female sex doll. The doll was anatomically correct, with realistic skin and features, and was fully dressed, authorities say.

Albritton said in all his years, he has never encountered a situation like this.

[I-ambush]

Poor thing. Clearly a suicide gesture.

[Responsibility2nd]

Throw (Hot Sex Doll) Momma From The Train.

[Responsibility2nd]

This death - no doubt - has now been recorded as COVID 19 related.

[Reily]

Did anybody call Bill Clinton and ask if he lost anything?

[xp38]

Another one...

[Zathras]

Did BLM accuse her of being a racist?

[inpajamas]

Prepare for virtual murder charges. The world has gone mad.

[Vaduz]

Well with all the left over parts one can try to make a ham radio.

[smvoice]

But was she wearing a mask??

[OrangeHoof]

If you think about it, a life-sized sex doll is not an easy thing to dispose of. You can’t have it sitting on the curb in front of your house like a used Christmas tree. It won’t easily fit into most trash containers and can weigh as much as 100 pounds.

There are few ways to dispose of this without somebody thinking you’re dumping a real human body and calling the police.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Her brother's sex doll. Which makes it even sicker.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Only virtually.

[Fightin Whitey]

If you think about it, a life-sized sex doll is not an easy thing to dispose of.

Sounds like you have...heh-heh-heh

[al baby]

I sold one on e bay i was tired of her so i got a new one

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

What’s the going rate for a “used” sex doll?

[PLMerite]

“Sex Doll lives matter too...”

No Justice, No Piece.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

[Fightin Whitey]

I sold one on e bay

That was you??

That thing was as worn out as an old vacuum-cleaner bag, full of curly gray hair, a couple false teeth (that was where the leak came from, among other heavy -use zones) and even a full lb bag or two of M&Ms.

...at least I was able to salvage them...mmmm-mmmm!

[al baby]

I goy 69 dollars for it

[al baby]

you are a sicko seek help