Posted on 06/29/2020 6:47:26 AM PDT by sodpoodle
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:
Tom was driving home from a business trip in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Tom tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Tom.
'What in bag?' asked the old man.
Tom looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.'
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:
'Good trade.....'
Lol
The man said... Don’t pay the ransom I got away.
Too funny. Never heard that.
Always laugh when I hear MS State called the “Cow College”.
“Tennessee grad looked back and said, ‘At Tennessee, they taught us not to piss on our hands...’”
I first heard that one with officer and enlisted man, military branch unspecified. USAF enlisted, myself. ;)
We had three in college at the same time...Indiana, Purdue, and Notre Dame!!!!
Wow. Hope the rivalries stayed friendly.
The version I heard was the hooker sayin' to Bill when she saw him jogging with Hitlery-- "See whatchya get for $5.00...!!"
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