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1 posted on 06/25/2020 10:31:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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Paging Howard Wolowitz
Paging Howard Wolowitz


2 posted on 06/25/2020 10:34:13 AM PDT by be-baw
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I think MC Hammer had this problem solved back in the '90s...


3 posted on 06/25/2020 10:34:19 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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Brings a whole new meaning to the Home Depot slogan: Let’s DO this!


4 posted on 06/25/2020 10:35:06 AM PDT by Noumenon (The fight's here. Let's not lose.)
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5 posted on 06/25/2020 10:35:22 AM PDT by Karma_Sherab
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Day dreaming again.


6 posted on 06/25/2020 10:35:38 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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Should ask Howard Wolowitz.


7 posted on 06/25/2020 10:35:42 AM PDT by redshawk ( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
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This is a great design, except for sitting high up on a wooden railing! :/


8 posted on 06/25/2020 10:35:55 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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if there’s very little gravity, why use a toilet? just let it float around till it hits a fan


9 posted on 06/25/2020 10:36:08 AM PDT by Bob434
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Let the duo saints, Barry and the Robinette, design it as they are so effing good at everything


12 posted on 06/25/2020 10:39:44 AM PDT by BigEdLB (BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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NASA wants your help designing future moon toilets

They just spent $23 Mil redesigning toilets to make it easier for women in spacecraft and the ISS.

Make this work and let the taxpayers take a break!

13 posted on 06/25/2020 10:40:39 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Until I see them breaking rocks in the hot sun I'll be cleaning my guns!)
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Demand is just about to go through the roof. /s


14 posted on 06/25/2020 10:42:02 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (I'd rather have a rude President than a polite tyrant.)
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Oh, shiiii...

15 posted on 06/25/2020 10:43:35 AM PDT by real saxophonist (BLM = Burn Loot Murder)
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18 posted on 06/25/2020 10:47:59 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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Moon Crapper
Waiting for the pile
Two hundred thousand miles
Away

For Moonraker
You sh*t taker
Whatever you're stowing
Best be floating
Away

Two floaters
Off to see the moon
Can't see them go too soon
Oy, vey!

We're after the same
Sewer line's end
Waitin' round the bend
My honeybarrel friend
Moon Crapper
and Me


20 posted on 06/25/2020 11:00:09 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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The vacuum of space ought to be useful in that regard. No more constipation.


22 posted on 06/25/2020 11:08:34 AM PDT by Brilliant
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The Japanese are the toilet experts.


23 posted on 06/25/2020 11:10:49 AM PDT by GnuThere
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Whatever it ends up being, it must have a crescent Earth cut in the door.


24 posted on 06/25/2020 11:11:20 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan)
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Use painters tape (the blue kind) and tape a bag to your behind - poop - remove said bag, using the tape to seal it, then launch it into space toward the sun so it incinerates.


25 posted on 06/25/2020 11:24:42 AM PDT by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
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I like this one, and FYI

CLEVELAND, Nov. 12 — The Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and the management of the Norfolk Southern Corporation have come to an understanding that will change the type of sanitation system currently used on NS locomotives.

BLE members have complained for years about the NS “dry hopper system,” which has been compared to using nothing more than a bucket lined with a plastic bag for a toilet.

Looks like this is an improved model with the “noodle” seat and seal.


27 posted on 06/25/2020 11:33:44 AM PDT by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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The need to be gender-non-conforming.


28 posted on 06/25/2020 11:41:09 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom
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