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South got it right! South got it right!

Posted on 06/12/2020 4:06:45 PM PDT by freebird5850

Most booze comes in round bottles but Jack Daniels comes in a square bottle....figured out why. That way when you fall down it will not roll out of reach.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: drunkposting; jackdaniels; vanity
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To: freebird5850

If you’ve never seen this guy, you must:

https://youtu.be/VOwubkdCnCc


21 posted on 06/12/2020 5:44:38 PM PDT by tsomer (If you ever doubt Trump, just look at his enemies.)
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To: freebird5850

LOL!


22 posted on 06/12/2020 6:14:30 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: captain_dave

Pie’s not square. Pie’s round. Cornbread’s square.


23 posted on 06/12/2020 6:17:04 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

My Chicken Pie is rectangular. More Space.


24 posted on 06/12/2020 6:23:03 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Rebelbase

After a great thanksgiving meal my uncle yelled for his wife to bring him his fork and pie. It sounded like he most likely meant it. Forkin pie. Bring me my forkin pie.


25 posted on 06/12/2020 6:28:15 PM PDT by unclejohncornbread
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To: Jamestown1630
Aaaand - it’s Friday Night, on Free Republic.

             

(ain't that the truth ;-)

26 posted on 06/12/2020 6:35:27 PM PDT by tomkat (white nationalist > no guilt, no apologies)
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To: freebird5850

I drink Jack Daniels and I never thought of that. the South does have it right


27 posted on 06/12/2020 6:41:35 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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To: xrmusn
What a way to go!😎
28 posted on 06/12/2020 6:43:59 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: tomkat

Well, I can’t see and don’t know the meaning of your little ‘gizmo’ emojis.

(But in my experience, in normal times, it was Sunday nights that got excessively Weird..)


29 posted on 06/12/2020 6:54:07 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Bullish
Jack Daniels is swill compared to good hooch.

So true.

30 posted on 06/12/2020 7:17:46 PM PDT by mcmuffin (Jan. 20, 2017, Thank God!)
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To: Jamestown1630
It's just a little round yellow guy rolling on the floor laughing.

Seems to me it's alwas just been weekends in general when FReepers (and sometimes lurkers too) let down what's left of their hair   :-)

31 posted on 06/12/2020 8:14:28 PM PDT by tomkat (white nationalist > no guilt, no apologies)
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To: tomkat

LOL!

I’m going to have to get me an OS and browser that can read all of those little ‘guys’. After all, I don’t want to be out of the mainstream loop...

Here’s what I look like, after endless days of lockdown - little hair at all :-)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/AxolotlBE.jpg


32 posted on 06/12/2020 8:32:30 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

LOL .. love what you’ve done with your hair !


33 posted on 06/12/2020 8:35:51 PM PDT by tomkat (white nationalist > no guilt, no apologies)
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To: tomkat

I have a lady who violated Covid restrictions to design it specially for me.

Don’t tell!


34 posted on 06/12/2020 8:46:12 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630
It's fabulous, and your secret's safe, promise  :-)

G'night FRiend

35 posted on 06/12/2020 8:48:12 PM PDT by tomkat (white nationalist > no guilt, no apologies)
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To: xrmusn

My uncle drowned in a vat of whiskey. It only took 2 days for him to drown, however, when they cremated him it took 3 days to put the fire out.


36 posted on 06/12/2020 8:48:41 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: captain_dave

But those who eat it end up being rounded off.


37 posted on 06/13/2020 3:19:24 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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