Posted on 06/08/2020 7:17:40 AM PDT by Morgana
The FBI believes a Virginia man accidentally amputated his own hand while making an explosive device that may have been designed with the aim to kill 'hot cheerleaders'.
Cole Carini, 23, of Richlands, arrived at the Clinch Valley Medical Center on June 2 with a missing hand and shrapnel wounds on his neck and throat. Several fingers on his other hand were also missing. He claimed the injuries were the result of a lawn mowing accident.
However, a police officer who arrived at medical facility to interview Carini soon turned suspicious after learning the young man had previously been convicted on explosives charges.
Officers soon obtained a warrant to search Carini's home, and called in the FBI who discovered drops of blood that lead from a minivan outside the residence to a bedroom on the second floor of the property.
According to an arrest affidavit, investigators found 'a piece of human skin' and 'a skin colored chunk believed to be flesh' inside that bedroom.
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The left and political correctness always changes the language..
Involuntary Celibate = Can’t get laid....
His chances of getting laid were already next to impossible, now they are totally impossible and without hands he’s also with without alternative self-gratification
I don’t know...I don’t think any headline will top the one during the Harry Reid / Anthony Weiner kerfuffle when the headline was “Harry hangs Weiner Out To Dry”
I always tell my grown kids ... the E.R. is a sure way to get law enforcement involved in your life. Especially with kids and d.c.f. lurking inside every E.R.
Typically, when you can’t get a GF, there’s something wrong with your character and not necessarily what you were born with looks-wise. This guy was probably a creeper.
I guess it depends on which hand
Naughty librarians? And with the COVID virus shutdowns, most of those have a lot of free time on their hands.
As many toxic single females (& married ones) that are out there, I do see that the good, decent, and eligible gentlemen pool is about as small as a pea these days as well.
Humanity is literally in a free fall race to the bottom.
The worst thing about all this is I can’t stop hearing Kool & the Gang’s “Celibate Good Times”.
Can he still vote for slojo 3x???
Or he should have been like the failed airline underwear bomber was on the way to Detroit in 2009-2010, blowing off his own man parts.
Yes, good one :)
From Stripes: “Blowed Up, Sir!”
Half of it, anyway.
He’s gonna need to get really good at Yoga.
How about some sympathy here?! The poor man just lost the love of his life!
Maybe he could get some advice from a one legged stripper...
https://youtu.be/cPtbtBmRSJI
“making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders”
seems to me that blowing up hot cheerleaders isn’t a good way to get a date ...
Wonder if the hand met 72 Virgin HANDS? 😋
Well, he might get some unwanted “sex” in prison now.
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