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Posted on 05/21/2020 11:16:42 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
Have you run into any COVID busybodies? I'd love to hear your stories and personal experiences. Post them here!
LOL...great pic! I know I’ve seen her around here.
“I also get a kick out of watching people literally flinch if I get closer than 6 from them. Suddenly, it dawns on me, “Oh yeah, that 6 foot thing”
Did you ever accidently cut in line at the checkout not realizing the next person in line was 6’ back?
someone who believes every hysterical media fake news account and has barely left the house. No amount of reason or logic affects her.
Bingo!
A guy at Lowe’s (shopper) asked me where my mask was.
I said F$&k Off and stood there looking at him until he walked away. Beta make type that I could have snapped like a twig.
At Safeway I was walking down an isle, there was a gal in a mask converging with me at a 90° angle.... she stomped her feet in disgust waiting for me to pass. I just stood there laughing my ass off at her. She backed up and reversed course.
Idiots
In my town, though, there are only 10 verified cases of Covid. So, today, I noticed that people were a lot more relaxed in the store. Yes, they were masked, but they would walk by each other without acting weird, for the most part. And the shelves were stocked more fully in the meat aisle, and I scored some scratchy Scott's TP to bolster my diminishing stores.
As I was leaving with a full cart, and looking over my left shoulder at my wife, I heard a women say, "Sir, Sir, excuse me." What was going on was that she wanted to go by me. There was plenty of room to go by me on my right. But, what she really wanted, but didn't explicitly say, was for me to ostentatiously move way to the left side of my cart as she walked by. I did it, but raised my eyebrows. Remember, we were both masked.
I’m right there with you, especially when the limpers go to COSTCO for the buffet lunch....you know, the samples at the end of the aisle.(which they aren’t doing now because of “rona”)
They just stand there eating, blocking the aisles, holding conversations, looking at you like you are nuts for trying to get by.
I’ve discovered on my many hikes that I can make anybody get out of my way simply because I don’t wear a mask on the trail. I just stride down the trail and everybody gets out of the way...many get ten feet off into the weeds.
A young Chinese-American mom won first prize a week ago. She was hiking up the hill with little boy, about four. She saw me coming down the trail (a pretty steep one with a good drop-off and lots of poison oak all around) and told her little boy “Now face the imaginary wall.” They stopped, turned their backs to me, and looked out over the canyon below. I have to hand it to her for creativity with her little guy, but she’s probably raising a complete neurotic.
ROFL
I walked into a convenience store without my mask accidentally (required).
I apologized and said ‘omg I’m in here like I don’t have a care in the world’. I pulled my shirt up over my face and was going to leave to get my mask.
The worker said she didn’t care, were all going to get it anyway.
Ditto all that!!
Wow, can you make some money at that?
I heard some of that. Sounded like a bunch of wusses.
or being alone in their car...
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Same here.
I was at the bank getting cash. An older woman came up to me and got about 6 inches from me and wanted to know if I used cash to purchase things. She then told me that I had to go home and Lysol all those bills to disinfect them.
I live a county with like .00002% cases.
Grandma Karen.
LOL...that is a GREAT retort. Hope you get to use it!
“Nothing surprises me these days!! :)”
As long as there are democrats anything is possible...all bad.
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