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Weird: Guy Injected With Bill Gates’ New Vaccine Suddenly Thinks Internet Explorer Is The Greatest
Babylon Bee ^
| 05/08/2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/08/2020 7:51:54 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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For all of you Anti-Vaxxers out there.
To: BipolarBob
blue screen of death on your computer is bad enough
blue screen of death from his vaccine, they can’t roll that back
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posted on
05/08/2020 7:53:58 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BipolarBob
Ryan Flenderson has been assimilated. The vaccine was really Borg nanoprobes.
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posted on
05/08/2020 8:00:43 PM PDT
by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
To: BipolarBob
The biggest problem is that about once every week or two you need to completely shut down your body to install the latest version of the vaccine even if you were doing something important.
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posted on
05/08/2020 8:05:55 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
To: BipolarBob
Damn, this stuff is more toxic than we feared!
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posted on
05/08/2020 8:14:36 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: BipolarBob
A Mind-Altering vaccine with Mind-Blowing potential
Fine-tune the formula and we can replace FORTRAN
(maybe)
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posted on
05/08/2020 8:16:42 PM PDT
by
Oscar in Batangas
( (January 20, 2017, High Noon. The end of an error.))
To: BipolarBob
Update:
Test subject Ryan Flenderson has died today, from complications related to an experimental vaccine he was a test subject of.
He seemed healthy until he suddenly froze up in mid-sentence and turned an intense color of blue. He then let out of series of blood-curdling screams and expired. Attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.
Health experts are baffled at the rash of gruesome fatalities, nicknamed "the blue scream of death"...
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posted on
05/08/2020 8:18:52 PM PDT
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: Fred Hayek
That might be uncomfortably close to the truth about what might be in a mandatory vaccine.
To: ZOOKER
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posted on
05/08/2020 8:24:57 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: BipolarBob
They’ll know the vaccine is really working when he starts praising DOS and Microsoft BOB.
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posted on
05/08/2020 8:37:43 PM PDT
by
x
To: Disambiguator
Amen. His father was an eugenicist, as is he. Gate’s penchant for mandatory vaccination and biomarker, I refuse to take any drug I can trace back to him or his flying monkeys.
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posted on
05/08/2020 9:01:00 PM PDT
by
WWG1WWA
( Remove the SCRIPT you downloaded on me, right here on FR, early in the morning.)
To: BipolarBob
Now what would be REALLY weird, is if he thought Windows Ten is the greatest.
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posted on
05/08/2020 9:07:16 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
05/08/2020 9:07:24 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
05/08/2020 9:21:38 PM PDT
by
A strike
(" Was that wrong? Should I not have done this? " - Costanza)
To: BipolarBob
Microsoft and Virus, yes I believe!
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posted on
05/08/2020 9:30:22 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
To: BipolarBob
We will mourn his passing due to complications of BSOD and being infected with CCP-19....
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posted on
05/08/2020 10:08:28 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: BipolarBob
Booster shots of the vaccine may kill you.
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
05/09/2020 4:33:18 AM PDT
by
Pollard
(shadowbanned)
To: BipolarBob
The headline made me laugh.
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posted on
05/09/2020 6:19:00 AM PDT
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
To: KarlInOhio
The biggest problem is that about once every week or two you need to completely shut down your body to install the latest version of the vaccine even if you were doing something important.
Sometimes you wake up and forget everything you ever knew and have absolutely no memory of anything you ever did before. Thats what my laptop did yesterday.
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posted on
05/09/2020 8:34:28 AM PDT
by
suthener
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