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For all of you Anti-Vaxxers out there.
1 posted on 05/08/2020 7:51:54 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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blue screen of death on your computer is bad enough

blue screen of death from his vaccine, they can’t roll that back


2 posted on 05/08/2020 7:53:58 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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Ryan Flenderson has been assimilated. The vaccine was really Borg nanoprobes.


3 posted on 05/08/2020 8:00:43 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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The biggest problem is that about once every week or two you need to completely shut down your body to install the latest version of the vaccine even if you were doing something important.
4 posted on 05/08/2020 8:05:55 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
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To: BipolarBob

Damn, this stuff is more toxic than we feared!


5 posted on 05/08/2020 8:14:36 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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A Mind-Altering vaccine with Mind-Blowing potential

Fine-tune the formula and we can replace FORTRAN

(maybe)


6 posted on 05/08/2020 8:16:42 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas ( (January 20, 2017, High Noon. The end of an error.))
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Update:

Test subject Ryan Flenderson has died today, from complications related to an experimental vaccine he was a test subject of.

He seemed healthy until he suddenly froze up in mid-sentence and turned an intense color of blue. He then let out of series of blood-curdling screams and expired. Attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.

Health experts are baffled at the rash of gruesome fatalities, nicknamed "the blue scream of death"...

7 posted on 05/08/2020 8:18:52 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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They’ll know the vaccine is really working when he starts praising DOS and Microsoft BOB.


10 posted on 05/08/2020 8:37:43 PM PDT by x
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Now what would be REALLY weird, is if he thought Windows Ten is the greatest.


12 posted on 05/08/2020 9:07:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BipolarBob

Loves Windows 10!


13 posted on 05/08/2020 9:07:24 PM PDT by SkyDancer (~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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‘Flendersen’ !


14 posted on 05/08/2020 9:21:38 PM PDT by A strike (" Was that wrong? Should I not have done this? " - Costanza)
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Microsoft and Virus, yes I believe!


15 posted on 05/08/2020 9:30:22 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
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We will mourn his passing due to complications of BSOD and being infected with CCP-19....


16 posted on 05/08/2020 10:08:28 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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Booster shots of the vaccine may kill you.


17 posted on 05/08/2020 10:53:46 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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18 posted on 05/09/2020 4:33:18 AM PDT by Pollard (shadowbanned)
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The headline made me laugh.


19 posted on 05/09/2020 6:19:00 AM PDT by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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