Posted on 04/22/2020 9:53:03 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner
U.S.—America suffered its highest one-day increase in cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome yesterday, adding 317,259 new cases. This brought the number of U.S. cases to roughly 59 million, while worldwide cases of the deadly disease increased to 110 million.
The peak in cases was brought on by President Trump’s growing urgency to reopen the economy and allow people to go back to work. Scholars have noted that this is equivalent to slavery.
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It’s where I go for news.
TDS can be terminal.
The best remedy so far is the cone of shame around the neck, thereby preventing the afflicted from inserting head up rectum resulting in suffocation.
Clever and hilarious.
In the book 1984, the official motto of the nation of Oceania: freedom is slavery
TDS is a progressive disease that destroys a persons ability at rational thought and intelligent conversation.
See Biden as an example.
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