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Biden's New Podcast Available Exclusively On Vinyl
The Babylon Bee ^ | March 30 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/30/2020 12:15:02 PM PDT by xp38

PHILADELPHIA, PA—In an effort to make their candidate seem relevant, the Biden campaign has announced a new podcast that will be available exclusively on vinyl.

Every week, Biden will release short soundbite updates that will be pressed on 45s, while his longer, feature-length podcast will be on full-size 33-1/3 records.

"Every day after school, when you gather with your chums to listen to records, why not give my podcast a spin?" Biden said in a speech. "You're down at the hop, doo-woppin' with all the cool cats, and maybe they'll think you're square for wantin' to spin a record from ol' Uncle Biden here. But you gotta tell 'em they're cruisin' for a bruisin' and you're the one who's cookin' with gas."

"Anyway, text www. 30330 to Joe dot biz to check out the new podcast, folks," he concluded.

Sources have also confirmed that the podcast played backward is just as incoherent as the podcast played forward.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; satire
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1 posted on 03/30/2020 12:15:02 PM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

Vinyl?

As in Venetian Blinds?...................


2 posted on 03/30/2020 12:16:22 PM PDT by Red Badger (If people were to God like dogs are to people, the world would be a really great place..............)
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Crap. I need it on 8 trak. WTH! Don’t his peeps think ahead?


3 posted on 03/30/2020 12:16:23 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: xp38

I think slow Joe should be Half_Witt to be his running mate.


4 posted on 03/30/2020 12:17:03 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: TexasFreeper2009

should pick I mean


5 posted on 03/30/2020 12:17:18 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: rktman

Exactly, I still have some old style #2 pencils available, so why not cassettes too?


6 posted on 03/30/2020 12:18:06 PM PDT by CatOwner
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To: rktman

I wonder if 8-tracks will ever come back into style, eh?


7 posted on 03/30/2020 12:20:38 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966)
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To: xp38

Vinyl is coming back. There are some groups even coming out with their songs on vinyl to show how cool they are.


8 posted on 03/30/2020 12:21:16 PM PDT by LauraJean (sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
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To: CatOwner

Oh, back to the future huh?


9 posted on 03/30/2020 12:21:26 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: rktman

The hipster crowd has only revived vinyl. Other formats are still in the dustbin.....along with Joe if you think about it.


10 posted on 03/30/2020 12:22:12 PM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

What about Reel-to-Reel?


11 posted on 03/30/2020 12:22:12 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: xp38

8 tracks?


12 posted on 03/30/2020 12:22:21 PM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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If it’s not on 78s I’m not listening.


13 posted on 03/30/2020 12:26:17 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Newton invented calculus when the plague shut down Cambridge. What will you do with your time off?)
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To: dfwgator

I’m holding out for 78s and wax drums. :)


14 posted on 03/30/2020 12:26:56 PM PDT by xp38
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re> I wonder if 8-tracks will ever come back into style, eh?

I remember putting in a new tape and pulling it out. Only to have the tape stay in it. Man I hated 8 tracks.

15 posted on 03/30/2020 12:27:38 PM PDT by IC Ken (Stop making stupid people famous)
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To: KarlInOhio

To be fully green one should have a hand cranked player though.


16 posted on 03/30/2020 12:29:50 PM PDT by xp38
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“33-1/3”???

Damn, that’s new-fangled. My Victrola only plays 78s.


17 posted on 03/30/2020 12:35:03 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: faucetman

Ruh Roh? Did you never know the joy of 8 traks?


18 posted on 03/30/2020 12:40:01 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: LauraJean

I still have some from WAY back.


19 posted on 03/30/2020 12:40:42 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: LauraJean

Vinyl is coming back. There are some groups even coming out with their songs on vinyl to show how cool they are.
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20 posted on 03/30/2020 12:40:42 PM PDT by libstripper
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