Posted on 03/30/2020 12:15:02 PM PDT by xp38
PHILADELPHIA, PA—In an effort to make their candidate seem relevant, the Biden campaign has announced a new podcast that will be available exclusively on vinyl.
Every week, Biden will release short soundbite updates that will be pressed on 45s, while his longer, feature-length podcast will be on full-size 33-1/3 records.
"Every day after school, when you gather with your chums to listen to records, why not give my podcast a spin?" Biden said in a speech. "You're down at the hop, doo-woppin' with all the cool cats, and maybe they'll think you're square for wantin' to spin a record from ol' Uncle Biden here. But you gotta tell 'em they're cruisin' for a bruisin' and you're the one who's cookin' with gas."
"Anyway, text www. 30330 to Joe dot biz to check out the new podcast, folks," he concluded.
Sources have also confirmed that the podcast played backward is just as incoherent as the podcast played forward.
Vinyl?
As in Venetian Blinds?...................
Crap. I need it on 8 trak. WTH! Don’t his peeps think ahead?
I think slow Joe should be Half_Witt to be his running mate.
should pick I mean
Exactly, I still have some old style #2 pencils available, so why not cassettes too?
I wonder if 8-tracks will ever come back into style, eh?
Vinyl is coming back. There are some groups even coming out with their songs on vinyl to show how cool they are.
Oh, back to the future huh?
The hipster crowd has only revived vinyl. Other formats are still in the dustbin.....along with Joe if you think about it.
What about Reel-to-Reel?
8 tracks?
If it’s not on 78s I’m not listening.
I’m holding out for 78s and wax drums. :)
I remember putting in a new tape and pulling it out. Only to have the tape stay in it. Man I hated 8 tracks.
To be fully green one should have a hand cranked player though.
“33-1/3”???
Damn, that’s new-fangled. My Victrola only plays 78s.
Ruh Roh? Did you never know the joy of 8 traks?
I still have some from WAY back.
Vinyl is coming back. There are some groups even coming out with their songs on vinyl to show how cool they are.
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