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Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (SATIRE)
Babylon Bee ^ | March 27, 2020 | N/A

Posted on 03/28/2020 7:34:49 PM PDT by DoodleBob

ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of Coronavirus, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from "Eat Mor Chikin" to "Eat Fewer Bats."

The chicken sandwich chain will run public health ads and billboards with its iconic cow mascots reminding people to "eat fewer bats" and "have a delicious chicken sandwich instead." Chick-fil-A restaurants will also host "People Who Don't Eat Bats Appreciation Day," where people who come in and don't eat a bat get a free chicken sandwich.

"We're just doing our little part to stop this kind of thing from ever happening again," said CEO Dan Cathy. "You know what's much better than bats? A delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries, especially with some Chick-fil-A sauce or Polynesian sauce if you really want to get crazy." Cathy also reminded Chick-fil-A customers that all of the restaurant's food products are 100% bat-free.

"But seriously people, stop eating bats."

The New York Times quickly published an article calling the ad campaign racist.


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To: DoodleBob

Just went to CFA last night. Tons of customers but the drive thru line moved fast. Had two traffic lines. One change they’re making. They’re eventually going to mobile/online orders only. Sounds like soon.


21 posted on 03/29/2020 12:14:40 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: DoodleBob

The best wings around, or at least the best service.

22 posted on 03/29/2020 12:45:27 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: DoodleBob

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23 posted on 03/29/2020 1:34:30 PM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - mui issue voter)
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