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Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (SATIRE)
Babylon Bee ^ | March 27, 2020 | N/A

Posted on 03/28/2020 7:34:49 PM PDT by DoodleBob

ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of Coronavirus, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from "Eat Mor Chikin" to "Eat Fewer Bats."

The chicken sandwich chain will run public health ads and billboards with its iconic cow mascots reminding people to "eat fewer bats" and "have a delicious chicken sandwich instead." Chick-fil-A restaurants will also host "People Who Don't Eat Bats Appreciation Day," where people who come in and don't eat a bat get a free chicken sandwich.

"We're just doing our little part to stop this kind of thing from ever happening again," said CEO Dan Cathy. "You know what's much better than bats? A delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries, especially with some Chick-fil-A sauce or Polynesian sauce if you really want to get crazy." Cathy also reminded Chick-fil-A customers that all of the restaurant's food products are 100% bat-free.

"But seriously people, stop eating bats."

The New York Times quickly published an article calling the ad campaign racist.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bats; chickfila; coronavirus; satire
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1 posted on 03/28/2020 7:34:49 PM PDT by DoodleBob
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Dang it. It’s times like these that I wish I was back on facebook. I still wonder what it was I said or posted that got my account disabled.


2 posted on 03/28/2020 7:36:36 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: DoodleBob

Eating bats is not the problem.


3 posted on 03/28/2020 7:39:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: DoodleBob
Meskin Freetail bats are protected in Texas.

Not legal to eat them.

4 posted on 03/28/2020 7:41:17 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: nickcarraway
Eating bats is not the problem.

Eating the people that ate the bats. There's the problem.

5 posted on 03/28/2020 7:50:54 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: DoodleBob

Oh... I remember Chick-fil-a. Place went homo last year...


6 posted on 03/28/2020 7:54:17 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: DoodleBob

I cut way back on eating bats. Only one or two a day now.

Really jonesin’ for some fried flying fox!


7 posted on 03/28/2020 8:11:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
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To: DoodleBob

Tim Conway Jr had this idea as well
8 posted on 03/28/2020 8:19:19 PM PDT by BigEdLB (BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: DoodleBob

Anchorman 2 “Chicken of The Cave” Clip
https://youtu.be/rXRYtt-8uH8


9 posted on 03/28/2020 8:20:49 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: TigersEye
High protein-content rats are running free in New Orleans.
10 posted on 03/28/2020 8:21:21 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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Does that mean the low-protein rats are locked up?


11 posted on 03/28/2020 8:23:22 PM PDT by TigersEye (MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
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That’s epic. Thanks.


12 posted on 03/28/2020 8:28:01 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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No, they are eaten by the higher protein rats.

The higher proteins rats are crafty, and coax the low protein lot out of hiding by mocking them.

It's survival in the city.

13 posted on 03/28/2020 8:37:46 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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Chicken of the Cave...


14 posted on 03/28/2020 8:37:53 PM PDT by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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To: DoodleBob

Bats are being totally scapegoated here. I blame the Pangolin Lobby.


15 posted on 03/28/2020 8:42:47 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DoodleBob

The bat eaters were never the problem. They are now pointing to a seafood stall, but more likely a live poultry vendor which is where the original CV was identified in the 60s.


16 posted on 03/28/2020 8:48:48 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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After bats, maybe they can advertise against live frogs at some point —

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11203749/man-bites-head-live-frog-eats-insides-china-coronavirus/


17 posted on 03/28/2020 9:05:45 PM PDT by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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hopefully wildlife eating ends, but can we trust the Chinese government explanation for anything? the virus might not be of pure natural origin...(like it started with a bat but could have been tampered with in one of their major lab faciliteis that happen to be in WUHAN) — and it’s the government’s fault it spread...


18 posted on 03/28/2020 9:13:06 PM PDT by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: DoodleBob

bttt


19 posted on 03/28/2020 9:20:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: DoodleBob

Now that’s funny!


20 posted on 03/29/2020 12:09:44 AM PDT by blondiegoodbadugly (Thank you President Trump! Please KAG!)
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