Yessir!
Posted on 03/20/2020 7:09:10 PM PDT by entropy12
1. Number every square on a roll. Hang a log book near the roll. Every person using paper from roll must record usage by numbers on roll. Identify the biggest users. Quarantine them for a day for each offense.
2. Visitors must bring their own. Remove yours before they go in. Organize a BYOTP party (bring your own toilet paper party)
3. Study your dogs' behaviour. They get by without toilet paper quite well.
4. Visit rest rooms in local shopping malls, fast food places. Check TP is available before you sit down. Steal as much as you can. Bad luck when it runs out, this is WAR!
5. Buy baby bum wipes. Clear the shelves!
6. Rest assured that if you are holed up, when your 4 weeks' worth of food runs out, your use of TP will decrease markedly. Most of your six months' worth of TP will go unused.
4. Visit rest rooms in local shopping malls, fast food places.
Wont work in New Mexico. Malls shut down. Fast food places only do takeout. Gonna be a problem with the abundance of spicy hot dishes hereabouts.
Malls are now closed in many places.
https://dilbert.com/strip/1997-07-13
And those are just some of the benefits of an all cheese diet.
The company claims that they're flushable.
I'll just use the log book.
Catapult,,,
Yes, Pure Genius!
I just gave a guy 6 rolls of toilet paper with the instructions to NOT exchange them for cigarettes!!! He said he wouldn’t. He needs to quit smoking . . . #1 he can’t afford it, #2 he is not healthy.
3 words:
New York Times
If you are turned on by psychopaths! Marry someone with OCD like I did andI think your o pinion will change!
Head shake.
What have we come to?
The zombies are not on the horizon. We will survive this. (I don’t live in a “city” but live in a small town.) We own farms and we will be here when this is over. Like we been in this county since since 1889.
I am in the process of remodeling the house at the farm, and will be moving there this summer. We don’t watch TV, and are simplifying our lives as much as possible.
That’s why God created corn cobs
Solution: Convert to Islam...
I’m so glad I opened this post. This is my best laugh of the day! Thank you, FREEPERS!
I think dogs are designed better than humans in that regard.
I was paying the neighbor kid to pick up poop from the lawn. Then he realized I didn’t have a dog . . .
Again, wastewater guy I saw said BS to that.
My house came with a bidet; I thought about using it once; splashed the ceiling. Until now other than using it as did Crocodile Dundee to wash socks and the amusement of guest it has recieved little attention. On last roll so we will see.....
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