This may have been posted before it seems familiar.
1 posted on
03/19/2020 2:50:59 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
2 posted on
03/19/2020 2:55:46 AM PDT by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists my curseoint fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: sodpoodle
Dew knot all weighs trussed yore spell czech err.
3 posted on
03/19/2020 2:58:21 AM PDT by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: sodpoodle
A guy asked me what masochism means. “Beats me” I replied.
CC
4 posted on
03/19/2020 3:00:40 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: sodpoodle
Did you hear about the farmer who won an award because he was out standing in his field?
CC
5 posted on
03/19/2020 3:06:53 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: nesnah
6 posted on
03/19/2020 3:07:24 AM PDT by
nesnah
(Liberals - the petulant children of politics)
To: sodpoodle
The media are adept at writing wrongs.
To: sodpoodle
Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms.
Had that written on my geometry note book in high school. :)
To: sodpoodle
If we’re telling jokes, I’ve got one: The Italian Healthcare System.
11 posted on
03/19/2020 3:18:55 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: sodpoodle
I see, said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
13 posted on
03/19/2020 3:21:44 AM PDT by
coaster123
(XLV-MMXX)
To: sodpoodle
14 posted on
03/19/2020 3:23:10 AM PDT by
preacher
( Journalism no longer reports news, they use news to shape our society.)
To: sodpoodle
The pig went to market to get some oinkment.
To: sodpoodle
I couldn’t understand why that ball kept getting closer and closer to me. Then it hit me.
16 posted on
03/19/2020 3:24:42 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: sodpoodle
17 posted on
03/19/2020 3:25:55 AM PDT by
BuffaloJack
("Security does not exist in nature. Everything has risk." Henry Savage)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for the morning smiles.
18 posted on
03/19/2020 3:35:49 AM PDT by
lysie
To: sodpoodle
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
19 posted on
03/19/2020 3:45:17 AM PDT by
coaster123
(XLV-MMXX)
To: sodpoodle
I play shoe horn in a cigar band.
20 posted on
03/19/2020 3:46:17 AM PDT by
coaster123
(XLV-MMXX)
To: sodpoodle
“”To write with a broken pencil is pointless.””
That’s why they put pencils on erasers!
21 posted on
03/19/2020 3:49:09 AM PDT by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: sodpoodle
Boomerangs are coming back!
22 posted on
03/19/2020 4:24:24 AM PDT by
NonLinear
(Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.)
To: sodpoodle
I didn’t know the jogger was a magician until I saw him turn into my street.
23 posted on
03/19/2020 4:25:20 AM PDT by
NonLinear
(Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.)
To: sodpoodle
When they re-opened Beethoven’s tomb he said “shut the door, I’m busy decomposing.
24 posted on
03/19/2020 4:25:33 AM PDT by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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