Lockdown Beverages!

[Mariner]

OK Freepers.

Almost everybody is at home today dealing with all their normal stresses in life, and some truly mind-boggling/bizarre new one's.

So, what are you drinking today?

[MomwithHope]

Trust me she already knows.

[RainMan]

Posted this in my company Virtual Happy Hour

Quaranrita …

Needed:

Saucer
Drink Glass
Cocktail Shaker

Grand Marnier
Tequila
Lime juice
Ice

• Wash hands
o Pour a shot of Grand Marnier into each two shot glasses • Wash hands - again o Pour a shot of Tequila into each of two shot glasses • Wash hands – hey, you gotta be safe o Grab a saucer and sprinkle some Tajin on it. If you don’t have Tajin you can grind up a Vitamin C tablet. • Wash your hands • Drink the first shot of Grand Marnier – gotta kill the germs in your mouth so it does not contaminate the drink o Grab a glass, wet the rim • Your hands are probably dirty again, wash them please. o Rub the rim of the glass in the Tajin or Vitamin C • Wash your hands, you need to reach into the ice bucket o Fill a glass with ice, and put some in the Cocktail Shaker as well – USE TONGS • Wash hands … you know the drill o Pour the second shot of Grand Marnier into a cocktail shaker • All this washing your hands makes you want to pee. Take care of business … now wash your hands again. o This is taking a long time … drink the first shot of Tequila • Hands are dirty, you touched the glass, go wash them again o Pour the second shot of Tequila into the cocktail shaker o Go to the fridge, realize you don’t have any lime juice. Screw it, the stores are probably out anyways. • You touched the fridge, wash your hands o Pour another shot each of Grand Marnier and Tequila, directly into the Cocktail Shaker. You don’t need to measure … • Don’t want to contaminate the Cocktail shaker, so wash your hands again. o Shake the ingredients, pour into glass • You notice your hands are wet … although your brain is telling you it is either condensation from the ice in the Shaker, or possibly some spilled alcohol, be safe and wash your hands again. o Sit back and enjoy your Quaranrita … and don’t forget to use hand sanitizer between each sip.

[Mariner]

“I have to limit my booze to weekends so my wife won’t think I’m an alcoholic”

How were you able to keep it from her this long lol

[Secret Agent Man]

You have a serious problem, my friend.

You care waaaay too much about what your wife thinks of you.

:)

[ammomajor]

Corona beer.

[Mariner]

“Got four 30 packs for the apocalypse”

It’s not enough!

[Secret Agent Man]

My God so you’ve decided to kill yourself instead of waiting for society’s collapse to do so.

[AppyPappy]

I have a legal bottle of Elderberry moonshine from Five Mile Mountain Distillery in Floyd Va. It goes into ginger ale

[MomwithHope]

Apologies forgive me that was unkind.

[caver]

“Wolf had closed the liquor stores, which are state run.”

Is that for real? The liquors store in Pennsylvania are closed?

[Third Person]

Captain’s Daughter Double IPA - Westerly, RI

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Corona with lime, of course.

[Jet Jaguar]

I predict a headache for you. Coors Light here.

[wastoute]

It’s a humor thread. It’s OK.

[mass55th]

Ice water for now...diet soda later. I don’t drink the hard stuff because of diabetes. I just got back from a trip to the Wegman’s store that’s about an hour from me. They actually had more items available than my local grocery store here. It was worth the trip. There’s a small Italian bakery down the street from me, and I got my bread there yesterday because there was none on the shelves of my local Price Chopper. They had no eggs either, but I found them at Wegman’s today. Tomorrow I’m off to the laundromat.

[Repeal The 17th]

Wife and I went out to our favorite Mexican restaurant at lunch
and I had a margarita.

[Rio]

Moscow Mule

[rktman]

DiHydrogenMonoxide.

[Sacajaweau]

Gee....People will probably actually drink tap water....which is what they’re probably drinking out of those bottles at a buck a crack.

[wastoute]

It’s true. Yesterday. Like the guy said, you can just break in, though. That’s OK now. Reality has been fed into a wood chipper lately, I tell ya. They are letting petty criminals out of jail and arresting wealthy pedophiles. You couldn’t make this crap up. If you tried to sell it as non fiction no editor would let you print it.