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Duggar Family Found In Violation Of Ban On Large Gatherings (satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | March 17, 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/18/2020 9:53:36 AM PDT by gattaca

TONTITOWN, AR—The Duggar family has been cited by law enforcement officials for violating a local ban on large gatherings in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

The family gathered for their usual evening meal, having also been visited by several of the grown children in the family and their spouses, when a police officer knocked on the door.

"The CDC recommends no more than ten people gather at a time and you're well above that limit, folks," the police officer said after Jim Bob Duggar warmly invited him into the home. "Sorry, but you're going to have to choose a few of the kids and send them on their way."

The Duggars drew straws and ended up sending several of the kids to seek their fortunes in the wider world.

"It's sad to see them go, but rules are rules," Michelle Duggar said. "They'll go out, find a spouse eventually, and return with two or three kids once the ban on large gatherings is over."

Unfortunately, the Duggars were found to be out of compliance once again when they immediately got pregnant.


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1 posted on 03/18/2020 9:53:36 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Get out of here!! :)

Your family has really been here that long??

We WOPs got here in 1926 when pop was brought over at 6 years old :)


2 posted on 03/18/2020 9:54:42 AM PDT by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
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To: gattaca

The Duggar family show needs to be banned by the left and their liberal fascist running dogs because they are to bent on procreation, and the high heterosexual energy between the sheets. Too much desire for clean cut sexy heterosexuals is being created!

Now lets have a Duggar who wants to have sex change surgery to alter their gender. THAT we would want to watch ! ( sarc.)


3 posted on 03/18/2020 9:59:15 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: gattaca

Comrade Mayors and Comrade Governors are a lot scarier than the coronavirus.


4 posted on 03/18/2020 10:03:11 AM PDT by libertylover (Socialism will always look good to those who think they can get something for nothing.)
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To: All

Where I live, they just said parks are open but don’t use the playground equipment.

I passed a park and saw a mother swinging her daughter. I was glad.


5 posted on 03/18/2020 11:05:17 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: gattaca

Finally had a laugh to today!


6 posted on 03/18/2020 11:50:36 AM PDT by TheRake
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To: windcliff

Ping


7 posted on 03/18/2020 2:55:17 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Dreg of Society)
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