Posted on 03/14/2020 12:16:45 PM PDT by sodpoodle
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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Blonde. That explains a lot..
This woman has single-handedly killed blonde jokes.
The two mexicans couldn't reach to the top of the pole with their tape measure, so they asked the blonde shift supervisor to come over and do the measurement.
She came over, considered the problem, then unbolted the pole and laid it on the side, and measured 26 feet, and walked off.
The one mexican looked at the other, and said in a low voice,
"Just like a blonde. We asked for the height and she gives us the width."
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There’s whiteout on the monitor.
I hear that dismissive tone. :) smart ain’t everything ;)
Why did they fire the blond at the m and m factory? She keep throwing away the W and W’s!
I was watching a documentary about a round the world sailing event with my GF from the hills of Arkansas who was about 19-20 at the time.
I explained that the competitors were sailing around the world single-handed and that was why the event was so tough.
She thought about it and replied, “Uh uh, I bet they use both hands when they are out of sight.”
A blonde and her husband were in bed trying to sleep, but the next-door neighbor’s barking dog was keeping them awake. Finally the blonde said, “I’ve had enough of this!” She threw off the covers, got out of bed, and stomped out of the bedroom. A few minutes later she returned. “Where were you?” the husband asked. “The dog is still barking.” “I picked up the dog and put him in our yard,” she said. “Let’s see how THEY like it.”
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