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My Corona! Humor Thread ( Sometimes we need to let off some tension and relax )

Posted on 03/13/2020 9:18:05 PM PDT by GraceG

Post your Funny Corona virus, Wuhan Flu, Kung Flu and other Politically incorrectly named memes and funny pictures here!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: coronavirus; goodspirits; humor; levity
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I'll start:


1 posted on 03/13/2020 9:18:05 PM PDT by GraceG
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After 1 month of being locked up in our homes, in 9 months we will see a CoronaBaby Boom.


2 posted on 03/13/2020 9:19:42 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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All I know is that I picked Coronavirus in my NCAA bracket and ended up winning.
3 posted on 03/13/2020 9:20:24 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Newton invented calculus when the plague shut down Cambridge. What will you do with your time off?)
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After 1 month of being locked up in our homes, in 9 months we will see a CoronaBaby Boom.

Same as every Febuary 5th (cinco de febrero).

4 posted on 03/13/2020 9:22:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Newton invented calculus when the plague shut down Cambridge. What will you do with your time off?)
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My daughter sent me a newsflash about John Travolta being hospitalized with COVID-19, but doctors later said it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive............


5 posted on 03/13/2020 9:22:47 PM PDT by umgud
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That’s hilarious.

I learned some decades ago that if you are short of TP, check the trunk of the car your HS kids or their friends might be driving. They usually have plenty...


6 posted on 03/13/2020 9:24:00 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: KarlInOhio

Guy goes to doctor:

Doc: “You have Coronavirus”

Guy: “That’s impossible: I have 40 cases of water and 200 rolls of toilet paper.”


7 posted on 03/13/2020 9:25:04 PM PDT by Rennes Templar (Heaven has a wall and gates. Hell has open borders.)
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I prefer Chicom Cootie.


8 posted on 03/13/2020 9:26:08 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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9 posted on 03/13/2020 9:26:09 PM PDT by Crazieman (Civil war is near certain now.)
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10 posted on 03/13/2020 9:26:56 PM PDT by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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No officer, we ain’t making moonshine, this here is hand sanitizer.


11 posted on 03/13/2020 9:28:08 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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12 posted on 03/13/2020 9:28:23 PM PDT by HK_Kai_Chung
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After 1 month of being locked up in our homes, in 9 months we will see a CoronaBaby Boom.

Or as my wife says, Children of the COVID.

13 posted on 03/13/2020 9:31:43 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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The fed finally makes a good decision...


14 posted on 03/13/2020 9:32:19 PM PDT by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: kingu

After 1 month of being locked up in our homes, in 9 months we will see a CoronaBaby Boom.

Or as my wife says, Children of the COVID.

Children of the Corona!!


15 posted on 03/13/2020 9:33:20 PM PDT by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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What’s the difference between the 737-MAX and covid-19? The coronavirus is airborne...


16 posted on 03/13/2020 9:33:37 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps ( Be ready!)
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17 posted on 03/13/2020 9:34:03 PM PDT by StolarStorm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVoPG9HtYF8


18 posted on 03/13/2020 9:41:30 PM PDT by kvanbrunt2 (spooks won on day 76)
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19 posted on 03/13/2020 9:43:31 PM PDT by Long Jon No Silver
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He did one, years ago. From Running With Scissors
It’s an original, done in the style of NineInchNails

Germs - “Weird Al” Yankovic
154,982 views
•Apr 14, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqdAxikAv0o


20 posted on 03/13/2020 9:45:10 PM PDT by Norski
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