I'll start:
1 posted on
03/13/2020 9:18:05 PM PDT by
GraceG
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To: GraceG
After 1 month of being locked up in our homes, in 9 months we will see a CoronaBaby Boom.
2 posted on
03/13/2020 9:19:42 PM PDT by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: GraceG
All I know is that I picked Coronavirus in my NCAA bracket and ended up winning.
3 posted on
03/13/2020 9:20:24 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Newton invented calculus when the plague shut down Cambridge. What will you do with your time off?)
To: GraceG
My daughter sent me a newsflash about John Travolta being hospitalized with COVID-19, but doctors later said it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive............
5 posted on
03/13/2020 9:22:47 PM PDT by
umgud
To: GraceG
That’s hilarious.
I learned some decades ago that if you are short of TP, check the trunk of the car your HS kids or their friends might be driving. They usually have plenty...
6 posted on
03/13/2020 9:24:00 PM PDT by
Paladin2
To: GraceG
8 posted on
03/13/2020 9:26:08 PM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: GraceG
9 posted on
03/13/2020 9:26:09 PM PDT by
Crazieman
(Civil war is near certain now.)
To: GraceG
10 posted on
03/13/2020 9:26:56 PM PDT by
GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
To: GraceG
No officer, we ain’t making moonshine, this here is hand sanitizer.
11 posted on
03/13/2020 9:28:08 PM PDT by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: GraceG
What’s the difference between the 737-MAX and covid-19? The coronavirus is airborne...
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18 posted on
03/13/2020 9:41:30 PM PDT by
kvanbrunt2
(spooks won on day 76)
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To: GraceG
I saw this one a couple of times today:
After March and April have pretty much been cancelled, the next thing to look forward to is Cinco de Mayo, sponsored by Corona.
To: GraceG
22 posted on
03/13/2020 9:48:59 PM PDT by
gogeo
(The left prides themselves on being tolerant, but they can't even be civil.)
To: GraceG
I'm planning on sending some prank messages to some people who love to take advantage of my generosity and computer skills with the following message:
If you are concerned about the Cornona Virus and unable to get to a doctor to get scanned for it, if you have a computer then you dont have a problem!
To run a scan, just open your computer an start the anti-virus program; while its running put the mouse 'sensor' on your forehead. It will scan you for the virus.
:-) :-) :-)
23 posted on
03/13/2020 9:50:09 PM PDT by
prophetic
(Trump is today's DANIEL. Shut the mouth of lions Lord, let his enemies be the Cat Food instead.)
To: GraceG
I bought this really cool old typewriter at the thrift store. But now I spend hours a day typing. It’s gotten out of control.
I think I have the smith-corona virus.
To: GraceG
Special limited edition Matchbox collectible!
26 posted on
03/13/2020 10:06:10 PM PDT by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: GraceG
Somebody with graphic skills needs to take an old Woodrow Wilson photo, photoshop Joe Biden next to him, with the quote from Joe Biden:
“It was my policies that led the country through the 1918 flu epidemic!”
;-)
28 posted on
03/13/2020 10:12:19 PM PDT by
cgbg
(No half measures.)
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30 posted on
03/13/2020 10:15:29 PM PDT by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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