Woman discovers plant she's been watering for two years is actually plastic

Fox News ^ | 3/3/2020 | Michael Hollan

[Renkluaf]

Plastic plants need love, too. They don’t, however, need water.

There’s something great about buying a plant, taking care of it and actually having it survive for more than a week or two. So, imagine the shock that one woman must have felt when she realized that a plant she had been caring for and watering for two years was actually made out of plastic.

[Sacajaweau]

If I had a plant that lived two years, my son would be laughing because he would know it HAD TO BE plastic.

[xp38]

Her cousin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j52odgkRxDs

[Skooz]

My soul mate.

[JimSp]

Your premise is correct, and that could be all this is about.

[Hoffer Rand]

Don’t feel bad. I almost called the cops about a snake in our backyard. When I got a closer look, I discovered my toddlers had left a brown hair ribbon in the grass. At least I didn’t actually make the phone call.

[Tanniker Smith]

Okay, this should be some hokey, small outlet story, not Fox News.

Also, where did all the water go? Nevermind, don’t care.

[faucetman]

Well, the plant didn’t DIE, did it?

[ManHunter]

Well DUH!!!

[fatima]

I love her.She would never live it down in our Family.I cooked a plant once-hehheheheh

[Robert DeLong]

Caelie Wilkes

[aquila48]

And then she puts it up on Facebook?

[maddog55]

Based on the facebook post from the picture in the article.. Caelie Wilkes

[outofsalt]

On ebay for $220

[griffin]

The plant is more conscious than the woman

[griffin]

Still smarter than Biden.

[gnarledmaw]

Do snakes often engage in criminal behaviors within your community? Upon arrest, where do they attach the cuffs? When they get to the jail dont they just slide back out through the bars?

[Vaduz]

Man that’s some good weed check out my plant..................

[JimRed]

In the same vein...

There was a man who had a clock
His name was Matthew Mears,
and every day he wound that clock
for four and twenty years.
When one day he found that clock
an eight-day clock to be,
a madder man than Matthew Mears
you would not wish to see!

[minnesota_bound]

#1 Here is her baby.
https://factorydirectcraft.com/pimages/20101022150301-265313/soft_vinyl_sweet_cheek_happy_smiling_baby_doll.jpg

[hal ogen]

Was it hillary c?