Woman discovers plant she's been watering for two years is actually plastic

Fox News ^ | 3/3/2020 | Michael Hollan

[Renkluaf]

Plastic plants need love, too. They don’t, however, need water.

There’s something great about buying a plant, taking care of it and actually having it survive for more than a week or two. So, imagine the shock that one woman must have felt when she realized that a plant she had been caring for and watering for two years was actually made out of plastic.

[Redmen4ever]

One day the Democrats will discover this is also the case with Barack Obama.

[Sacajaweau]

My favoret was seeing an eagle and exclaiming "Wow" before I realized it was a kite.

I still bred and they turned out fantastic.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I have been wondering why the pink Christmas tree that I have hasn’t shed its needles in 10 years. This clears a lot up for me.

[stanne]

And she voted.

For a democrat

[RedMonqey]

"Kind of like the guy who found out those beautiful toys were actually fake silicone."

NOT real silicone?

[Nifster]

You can’t fix stupid

[Uncle Sham]

LOL

[samtheman]

Who in their right mind would publicly admit to such obtuseness?
—
Someone who made up the story just to get some attention?

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

...and that’s the problem with media. On the one hand, we have CNN and their ilk spinning everything so hard to the left that all semblance of impartiality has been screwed right into the ground - and on the other hand, Fox failing to treat real news with any sort of gravitas; instead coming up with stories that wouldn’t even make it on local news for fear of humiliating the poor woman.

[Night Hides Not]

Hadn’t thought of that possibility.

[ßuddaßudd]

and they wonder why ..

[Pearls Before Swine]

Well, that goes a long way in explaining why my girlfriend of 2 years has been so unresponsive!! :/

You watered her, but did you check her air pressure?

[NFHale]

Dyin’ over here.... Lol!!!!

[NFHale]

Nah, you just have to laugh every once in a while, friend. Keeps ya sane in a world full of crazy.

[ßuddaßudd]

¡best headline of the year so far..

[IYAS9YAS]

My favoret was seeing an eagle and exclaiming "Wow" before I realized it was a kite.

I'll bet it took less than two years to realize it was a kite.

[tet68]

God discovers planet he’s been watering for 3 billion years
actually made of plastic...

[Viking2002]

Better check her profile again.

1) Watering a plastic plant - √

1) Tattoos - √

1) 'Stay at home mother' - √

1) Lives in California - √

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I wonder's who's picking up the tab for this live wire?

[LukeL]

Did she not notice it wasn’t growing, dropping leaves, changing color etc.

[JerseyDvl]

Must be the same woman who voted for Booty-Jig , not knowing he was gay.