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1 posted on 03/04/2020 5:10:57 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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From now on, I’ll be sure to be extra polite when ordering my Velveeta covered fries with bacon bits.


2 posted on 03/04/2020 5:13:38 AM PST by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
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Avoid Checkers midnight snacks?


3 posted on 03/04/2020 5:17:41 AM PST by samtheman (Trump 2020. Republican House 2020. Republican Senate 2020.)
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A wing ding!

Checkers wings are deadly weapons when launched in anger.
Justified shooting.


4 posted on 03/04/2020 5:19:25 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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“Have it OUR way”


5 posted on 03/04/2020 5:21:20 AM PST by treetopsandroofs
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Hmmm, strong suspicion about both the customer and perp.

Anyone wanna bet?


6 posted on 03/04/2020 5:23:33 AM PST by Da Coyote
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“You hit?”

“Nah, he just winged me”.


7 posted on 03/04/2020 5:23:55 AM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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Nothing good happens after midnight.


8 posted on 03/04/2020 5:25:02 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE
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When keeping it real goes wrong.

Two men walking in Atlanta after midnight decide to purchase some wings at a Checkers. The order comes out incorrectly so the men have a choice to make. Ask for the order to be corrected or keep it real by yelling at the employees and then throwing the wings at the employees.

The men decided to keep it real and throw the winds back at the employees.

That is when the employee shot the customer.

11 posted on 03/04/2020 5:28:38 AM PST by vg0va3
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Never bring chicken wings to a gun fight.


13 posted on 03/04/2020 5:30:22 AM PST by AU72
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Brad would have handled it so much better.


14 posted on 03/04/2020 5:31:22 AM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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So much for the customer always being right


16 posted on 03/04/2020 5:36:40 AM PST by srmanuel
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sounds like somebody’s “order” was lacking the “good stuff” they expected


17 posted on 03/04/2020 5:40:37 AM PST by mo ("If you understand, no explanation is needed; if you don't understand, no explanation is possible")
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wing shot.


18 posted on 03/04/2020 5:41:01 AM PST by RubinBoomer (PA for Trump 2020)
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Employee was fired.

Guess they think emp overreacted.

But I always have to wonder. Frankly these low-class privileged scum who THEMSELVES overreact and go hysterical are dangerous in themselves, and maybe if they got shot once in a while, this insane behavior would stop.


20 posted on 03/04/2020 5:43:51 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
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I assume that every order I get at a fast food place is INCORRECT. I will sit in the drive thru lane and open up the bag and check. Once satisfied it is correct I will drive away.


23 posted on 03/04/2020 6:03:00 AM PST by CIB-173RDABN (I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
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Shooting your customers is not a good business model..................


25 posted on 03/04/2020 6:11:10 AM PST by Red Badger (If people were to God like dogs are to people, the world would be a really great place..............)
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26 posted on 03/04/2020 6:18:21 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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29 posted on 03/04/2020 6:30:11 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Don’t bring chicken wings to a gunfight.


30 posted on 03/04/2020 6:50:08 AM PST by Fido969 (In!)
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“Holloway spotted several bullet holes in the shattered window and the wings that started it all.”

Thats right. Blame it on the poor, little, innocent wings.


31 posted on 03/04/2020 7:06:41 AM PST by lowbridge
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