Wisconsin police department says it will test your meth for coronavirus

MyStateLine.com ^ | February 27, 2020 | Staff

[Diana in Wisconsin]

MERILL, Wis. (WTVO) — A police department in Merrill, Wisconsin wants to allay fears of meth users by offering free inspections of the drug for coronavirus.

In a Facebook Post, the Merrill Police Department says they will even make housecalls!

The post, shared on Wednesday, says “PSA WARNING: If you have recently purchased Meth, it may be contaminated with the Corona Virus [sic]. Please take it to the Merrill Police Department and we will test it for free. If you’re not comfortable going into an office setting, please request any officer and they’ll test your Meth in the privacy of your home. Please spread the word! We are here for you!”

There’s no word on how many meth users have taken Merrill police up on their gracious offer.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Will they test my Corona beer?”

I’ll handle that one, myself. I was born with this amazing ability to filter beer through my system! ;)

[catnipman]

this is hilarious! there’s no way a police department can run a test like that, and i doubt such a test even exists anyway ... this is equivalent to some police departments calling up criminals with outstanding warrants and telling them they won some free money and all they have to do is show up at address X to collect it, where they are promptly arrested ...

[Larry Lucido]

Will it test my coronavirus for meth?

[Clay Moore]

Will they test donuts for corona virus?

[BraveMan]

What about acid? (asking for a friend)

[The_Media_never_lie]

Just remember that the police can lie to you with impunity, While each and every word you say to them, true or not, will be used against you in a court of law.

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Never talk to a policeman without a lawyer. They are not your friend. We are becoming totalitarian, and they are the tip of the spear.

[Bonemaker]

Well, the state as a hole elected the filthocrat Evers over Walker so they are dumb enough.

[I want the USA back]

How nice. That isn’t the job of the cops. Obviously the politicians are telling them to do that. Complete and total insanity - par for the course during the current insane mania over coronavirus.

Obviously the power of reason over emotion has gone dry. Insane hysteria has taken over the minds of a portion of the population.

[cloudmountain]

Well, the state as a hole elected the filthocrat Evers over Walker so they are dumb enough.

"hole" what?? Hole in their head? THAT does seem likely.

[HangThemHigh]

"I’m OK with this as long as they add some fentanyl to it before returning."

I bet every sample is returned to the owner with a report the sample is positive for Corona Virus. I would be surprised if they actually test it.

[SamAdams76]

Where can I go to get my beer tested?

[TaxPayer2000]

Never talk to a policeman without a lawyer. They are not your friend. We are becoming totalitarian, and they are the tip of the spear.

Agreed