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Wisconsin police department says it will test your meth for coronavirus
MyStateLine.com ^ | February 27, 2020 | Staff

Posted on 03/01/2020 7:48:00 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin

MERILL, Wis. (WTVO) — A police department in Merrill, Wisconsin wants to allay fears of meth users by offering free inspections of the drug for coronavirus.

In a Facebook Post, the Merrill Police Department says they will even make housecalls!

The post, shared on Wednesday, says “PSA WARNING: If you have recently purchased Meth, it may be contaminated with the Corona Virus [sic]. Please take it to the Merrill Police Department and we will test it for free. If you’re not comfortable going into an office setting, please request any officer and they’ll test your Meth in the privacy of your home. Please spread the word! We are here for you!”

There’s no word on how many meth users have taken Merrill police up on their gracious offer.


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P.S.A WARNING: If you have recently purchased Meth, it may be contaminated with the Corona Virus. Please take it to the Merrill Police Department and we will test it for free. If you're not comfortable going into an office setting, please request any officer and they'll test your Meth in the privacy of your home. Please spread the word! We are here for you!

Update 2-27-20 3:42PM CST: It’s been 24 hrs so let’s bring this full circle. That last post really made the rounds and it sparked a lot of opinions, emotions, and touched some tender spots. Unfortunately it spawned some rather personal commentary too.

Just to give you some history, we have actually experienced people report their illegal drugs being stolen, being ripped off in a drug deal, being sold a look-a-like illegal substance, etc. We have even experienced drunk drivers coming to pick up arrested drunk drivers as their "sober responsible party". So this attempt, although a long shot, still had some possibility behind it. We will take those easy grabs at removing poison from our community whenever we can. That is our role which we un-apologetically must fulfill. It is our hope that an arrest would be the positive catalyst someone may need to start recovery. It is our hope that every drug arrest both works to hold offenders accountable for their deeds and provides them with a path toward treatment options. It is truly heart-warming when we see people succeed in such circumstances. It does happen!

The previous post commentary was filled with experiences, expertise, successes, fears, and much more. It's all good conversation and, we hope, catalyst for getting people into a better place. If you know anyone that needs some help in this community there is a local resource guide attached. If you or someone else need a hand, a phone, or just a little help taking that step, WE ARE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU!

https://co.lincoln.wi.us/…/substance_abuse_and_mental_healt…

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

1 posted on 03/01/2020 7:48:00 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Those cops are so thoughtful!


2 posted on 03/01/2020 7:50:41 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (If you don't recognize that as sarcasm you are dumber than a bag of hammers.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Protect and Defend...thugs have it covered. When seconds count...


3 posted on 03/01/2020 7:54:01 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Just remember that the police can lie to you with impunity, While each and every word you say to them, true or not, will be used against you in a court of law.


4 posted on 03/01/2020 7:54:37 AM PST by TaxPayer2000 (The United States shall guarantee to every state in this union a republican form of government...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

And if you are the one who robbed the bank last week, the bills are marked, but you can bring them in and we’ll exchange them for unmarked ones.


5 posted on 03/01/2020 7:55:26 AM PST by gloryblaze
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

HOORAY Detroit police chief James Craig...

https://www.freedomfightersfoundation.org/detroit-police-chief-arm-yourselves/


6 posted on 03/01/2020 7:56:17 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

What about all the drugs (legal and illegal) supplied by China?


7 posted on 03/01/2020 7:57:20 AM PST by umgud
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
If your Sees Candy peanut butter patties taste funny they might also be infected; I would be glad to sample them and a few other varieties to make sure they are OK.
8 posted on 03/01/2020 7:57:56 AM PST by fireman15
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Will they test my Corona beer?


9 posted on 03/01/2020 8:03:35 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Reminds me of California in the 1970s when the Parquait weed killer scare hit the marijuana smokers.

They did the same tests.


10 posted on 03/01/2020 8:05:31 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Ha!
“I’m getting
Rid of it, Man!”
.
Cheech and Chong


11 posted on 03/01/2020 8:13:53 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I’m OK with this as long as they add some fentanyl to it before returning.


12 posted on 03/01/2020 8:29:28 AM PST by oldasrocks (Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
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To: Big Red Badger

Dave’s not here.


13 posted on 03/01/2020 8:29:33 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (If you don't recognize that as sarcasm you are dumber than a bag of hammers.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

LOL...weaponized weaponized street drug?


14 posted on 03/01/2020 8:31:00 AM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.cuase)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Hard to believe that this town deals with such stupidity.


15 posted on 03/01/2020 8:33:56 AM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

LOL


16 posted on 03/01/2020 8:40:57 AM PST by bgill (Idiots. CDC site doesn't recommend wearing a mask to protect from COVID-19)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

And if you’ve recently shot someone to death, just bring in the gun and we’ll file off the serial number and freshen the barrel riflings so ballistics won’t match. This service will be all free of charge.


17 posted on 03/01/2020 8:53:29 AM PST by redfreedom
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“PSA WARNING: If you have recently purchased Meth, it may be contaminated with the Corona Virus [sic]. Please take it to the Merrill Police Department and we will test it for free.”

Dumb and Dumber.


18 posted on 03/01/2020 9:15:38 AM PST by The Antiyuppie (“When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day”)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Wisconsin police department says it will test your meth for coronavirus.

Why bother one or the other will kill you.


19 posted on 03/01/2020 9:23:07 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I don’t know what’s worse the coronavirus or the mental disease called liberalism afflicting our society.


20 posted on 03/01/2020 9:23:16 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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