Posted on 02/28/2020 7:03:23 PM PST by EdnaMode
So, our Coronavirus Czar is going to be Mike Pence. Feeling more secure?
I know full well the importance of presidential leadership, the vice president said as soon as he was introduced in his new role.
Totally qualified. First criterion for every job in this administration is capacity for praising the gloriousness of our commander in chief.
Yeah, when you think of Mike Pence you maybe dont think about Pandemic Fighter Supreme. But as President Trump pointed out repeatedly, he has already run Indiana.
Well, it probably could have been worse. Having a czar does make you feel theres somebody in charge. At least Trump didnt come before the cameras and announce solemnly, Today Im asking every American to cross your fingers.
Our president had to be going crazy over a problem that involves both declining stock prices and germs. This is the guy, after all, who thinks shaking hands is barbaric, who is followed around by aides bearing sanitizer. During his press conference he told the story of a fever-ridden supporter who gave him a hug. Do you think it was an apocryphal fantasy? Either way, the idea has been haunting him forever.
Meanwhile, hes come up with a totally new explanation for the stock market skid. It turns out investors were not frightened so much by the pandemic as the Democratic debate.
I think the financial markets are very upset when they look at the Democrat candidates standing on that stage making fools out of themselves, Trump told reporters.
Plus that virus thing is
not necessarily a big deal. What really shocked him, Trump said, was his discovery that the flu in our country kills 25,000 people to 69,000 people a year.
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Obama chose his chief of staff to head up the Ebola task force. We didnt hear a word fro this hag then.
I like the, “Pelosi plague.”
Watching the news programs and social media today, there is very much a movement afoot to pin Coronavirus on President Trump and use it to try to sink his reelection. They’re cheerleading the stock-market dive because the run-up has been something the president has bragged about. They’re rooting for a pandemic with the idea that voters will turn to them in November. It’s insanity, of course. No voter with a brain could think that the party of open-borders and illegal immigration would somehow be handling this better, but, hey, you run with what you got. They smell blood in the water and they’re trying to take advantage of it.
Shut down the border and inspect everyone, turning away those determined to be a threat to the nation and focusing on the countries deemed to be most dangerous? Well the libs have fought every bit of that when he tried it with illegal immigration and terrorism.
If the President starts getting a handle on this, the left will start declaring Coronavirus sanctuaries praising those who live the pneumonic lifestyle of coughing on the uninfected.
He can borrow that vote counting app from the Democrats in Iowa. That should do it. :)
The moniker “Slimes” given to this street stalker is living up to her name.
Vicious bastards they are
I like WooHoo Flu as an alternate name.
It’s so anti-scientific and Republican.
It is becoming easier by the day to despise the elitist helots.
Let’s call it The New York Times virus.
Figures.
My college newspaper whose slogan was “All the news that fits we print” had a thousand times more credibility than today’s NYT (”All the news that’s fit to print”).
Yes. But I already felt quite secure.
Will we ever find a cure for the Libtard Virus?
If it was a Democrat administration and the VP was appointed to oversee the effort, his first thought would be how to make money for himself out of the role.
Bush Derangement Syndrome vs. Trump Derangement Syndrome
Mild common cold vs. weaponized Ebola
Good one.
The lefties are so deranged that they believe Trump can either cause or revoke a pandemic.
Seriously, they believe he is God!
Fake tweet.
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