Posted on 02/21/2020 1:50:39 PM PST by Pelham
presidential candidate Joe Biden suggested that he would consider former failed Republican presidential candidate Jeb! [sic] Bush as his vice presidential running mate.
“That son-of-a-gun Bloomberg ain’t gonna out-loser ol’ Joe Biden,” Mr. Biden told reporters. “He thinks he can show me up by winning this thing even with Hillary on the ticket. Well, Jiminy Cricket, I can win this nomination riding side-saddle with Jeb Bush, fella!”
When asked about the many gaffes that Mr. Bush committed on the campaign trail in 2016 when he opposed Donald Trump, Mr. Biden scoffed:
“Oh jumpin’ Jehoshaphat, he didn’t mess up as much as you people say. I mean, for the love of Pete, I would have killed Baby Hitler too if I had the chance. Would have taken him out like I did ol’ Corn Pop at the segregated pool. And I’ve had to ask people to clap for me too when making stump speeches. There’s no shame in that.”
“But, look, the fact is that Jeb couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. So if Daddy Warbucks thinks he’s found the most unelectable running mate possible, tell him he’s gotta another think comin’.”
“And I can do more push-ups than that sedentary half-pint, too, if little Mikey ever wants to challenge me to a contest. You tell him that too, pony boy!”
That ticket would be “Just O.K.” ,when just ok is not ok.
Not the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard. Biden, and the entire clown car, are putting satirists out of business.
Jeb wants back in to do some housecleaning that Barr won’t do for him.
This needs a malarkey tag! /m
This is the Jeb! surge.
A wimp and a simp.
First Jeb! needs to accept the push-up challenge.
Does he come with guacamole bowls?
Jeb might ad some energy to joe’s campaign.
Or, at least he will make joe appear supercharged by comparison.
Joe! and Jeb!
LOL, go ahead. It shows Biden is not desperate...he’s an effing moron.
The Wimp and the Simp versus the Imp and the Blimp
I’m sure he has some left over.
Please Clap.
Oh goodie will they have parallel “tickets” with Biden having Jeb! as a make-believe “Vice President” like Ted Cruz and iSnarly Fiorina?
Break out your iSnarly trap door, Ted. They’re gonna need it.
Jeh doesn’t have the energy to sniff the hair of 8 year old girla all day
Is he breaking up with John Kerry?
Well Jebs name and money might help but his two delegates won’t help Plugs.
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