Read quickly, because it might be pulled;)
1 posted on
02/11/2020 1:05:20 PM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
2 posted on
02/11/2020 1:06:34 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
02/11/2020 1:07:46 PM PST by
MayflowerMadam
("Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength" - Corrie ten Boom)
To: sodpoodle
I laughed.
Now I am ashamed of my self.
But still smiling.
4 posted on
02/11/2020 1:08:05 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A hero is a hero no matter what medal they give him. Likewise a schmuck is still a schmuck.)
To: sodpoodle
Still wanting the FR like button.
5 posted on
02/11/2020 1:11:45 PM PST by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: sodpoodle
6 posted on
02/11/2020 1:13:26 PM PST by
Dick Bachert
(THE DEEP STATE HATES YOU!)
To: sodpoodle
7 posted on
02/11/2020 1:13:47 PM PST by
bk1000
(Banned from Breitbart)
To: sodpoodle
Read quickly, because it might be pulled;)
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It wouldn’t be the first time one of these threads of yours got pulled.
You like pushing the envelope, don’t you.
10 posted on
02/11/2020 1:17:40 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Sounds like the joke about the young blonde wife and the Schwann's Truck man.
"...but the breakfast was my idea."
13 posted on
02/11/2020 1:24:38 PM PST by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: sodpoodle
At the Saturday morning service ...
... man corners the rabbi and says "Rabbi, I got problems. My only son is marrying a shiksa!"
The rabbi responds that that the man indeed has problems, and counsels to man to pray asking God for direction.
The man starts praying "God, I got problems, and I don't know what to do. My only son is marrying a shiksa..."
Suddenly, a voice booms out from all around. "Problems!? Problems? You think you have problems! I got problems! Let me tell you about my only Son...!"
To: sodpoodle
That is my favorite blonde joke, the punch line the same, post man is retiring and the blonde gives him sex and breakfast, the postman ask about it, she says my husband said f—k him, the breakfast was my idea.
16 posted on
02/11/2020 1:36:01 PM PST by
Jolla
To: sodpoodle
20 posted on
02/11/2020 2:14:49 PM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: sodpoodle
Who cares about the rabbi?! If the cantor leaves, that’s a crisis.
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