1 posted on
01/27/2020 11:23:50 AM PST by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
2 posted on
01/27/2020 11:25:27 AM PST by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: simpson96
His HS yearbook, under “Most Likely To Succeed” has someone else’s picture.
3 posted on
01/27/2020 11:26:19 AM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: simpson96
Straw, dude, you’re supposed to have a straw!....................
4 posted on
01/27/2020 11:26:52 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
To: simpson96
Not enough Tarzan movies.
He’s supposed to have a hollow reed.
And an alligator. He needs to go back and wrestle and aligator while breathing through a hollow reed a d evading the people who are searching for him.
5 posted on
01/27/2020 11:26:59 AM PST by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: simpson96
6 posted on
01/27/2020 11:27:01 AM PST by
EEGator
To: simpson96
Florida, that pond could have easily had a gator lurking in it.
To: simpson96
old quote: “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air...but only for one second without hope.”
Welp. 3 out of 4 aint bad.
9 posted on
01/27/2020 11:28:46 AM PST by
z3n
To: simpson96
12 posted on
01/27/2020 11:30:19 AM PST by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: simpson96
Florida is in the papers a lot in the comics section. What is going on down there?
14 posted on
01/27/2020 11:31:06 AM PST by
GingisK
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To: simpson96
He should run for Congress. As a Democrat, of course.
20 posted on
01/27/2020 11:38:09 AM PST by
Rocky
To: simpson96
Yep, that’s Florida Man in the picture.
22 posted on
01/27/2020 11:42:10 AM PST by
House Atreides
(Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
To: simpson96
Not a very good strategy in gator country.
To: simpson96
It seems perfect that a meth dealer works at a solar power plant. Though it’s a toss up as to which benefits society less.
26 posted on
01/27/2020 11:54:13 AM PST by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: simpson96
He’s very lucky he wasn’t a ‘gator snack!
27 posted on
01/27/2020 11:57:47 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(You're only one book away from a very good mood. (Washington County, UT, Library)
To: simpson96
“Way down upon the Swanee River, Far, far away . . . “
To: simpson96
Yeah, coming up for air would tend to give away your position
33 posted on
01/27/2020 12:48:00 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: simpson96
There isn't a body of water in FL that I'd submerge into in order to hide... (Even, in the southern part of the state, that includes swimming pools without very carefully being sure it was clear...)
Three reasons: Alligators... Pythons... Cotton Mouths...
34 posted on
01/27/2020 1:27:14 PM PST by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: simpson96
35 posted on
01/27/2020 1:30:17 PM PST by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: simpson96
“The good action movies show that you need to hollow out a reed to breathe through,” one user wrote. In the really good action movies, you use the scabbard from your ninja sword.
36 posted on
01/27/2020 1:30:18 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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