Look at the drumsticks on that fat turkey!
If he were going to blow his own a$$ up, he would have to detonate twice.
a sick twisted murderer ONLY the MSM could love.
CBS: “he is a good boy”.
NBC: “he is the most respected leader on Earth.”
ABC: “he is an intellectual we follow here at ABC.”
Cripes, they could spot that from space!
It’s Nadler’s before photo.
He never could be a suicide bomber because they couldnt find a suicide belt in size “equator”.
Didn't we get this guy in 1970?
At least America can claim no one is starving in Iraq.
Jabba the Hutt returns.
With apologies to John Candy
He swallowed a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizza!
He was overheard after his arrest saying about Gitmo: “what, you got a 6-8 week training program, which is perfect for me. I’m going to come out a lean, mean, fighting machine..”
Mega Mufti
Does he kill or eat his victims? Pity his 72 virgins.
It would take that guy a year or two to die on a hunger strike.
Think he would make the perfect sex partner for hitlary... Just imagine the possibilities...
His death row last meal request would likely be for an all you can eat buffet.......
When they arrived to arrest him, he made a waddle for it to try to get away.
Egg McMufti
(yeah I know that doesn’t really make sense...)
ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ captured in Iraq
https://nypost.com/2020/01/17/isis-leader-dubbed-jabba-the-jihadi-captured-in-iraq/