Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Putting The ‘Fat’ In Fatwa: ‘Big’ ISIS Head Arrested In Mosul — Twitter Reactions Are Comedy GOLD
Clashdaily.com ^ | on January 17, 2020 | by Wes Walker

Posted on 01/17/2020 7:09:53 AM PST by Red Badger

Not to brag or anything but this arrest was HUGE.

Not much of a flight risk, this one. Even if he CAN make it up to his feet, how fast could his mobility scooter possibly go?

___________________________________________________________________

Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

Latest photos for #ISIS Mufti. He was the strongest supporter of demolishing Mosul heritage. He used to give the Friday Sermon in my neighborhood. He cheered up in the very Friday after the blowing of Prophet Jonah Mosque in the early days of their invasion. 📷 Social media https://twitter.com/AliBaroodi/status/1217752217639362561 … View image on Twitter View image on Twitter Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

A big ISIS head is arrested in #Mosul. Shifaa Al-Nima was an ISIS mufti and the 2nd justice figure after Abu Ayoob. https://twitter.com/SecMedCell/status/1217735876698083335 … 2,062 3:24 PM - Jan 16, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy

1,480 people are talking about this

__________________________________________________________________

Remind you of anybody? How about this guy?

He’s a … Fat Bastard.

The ‘Fat’ part is obvious. But what about the bastard part?

Don’t worry, he’s got that covered, too.

__________________________________________________________________

Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi · 17h Replying to @AliBaroodi

He was also one of the biggest heads who gave fatwas to execute, enslave,confiscate, and do all the filthy deeds of their followers. Abu Ayoob, the supreme mufti, was droned in Western Mosul during the battle to retake the city from ISIS.

Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

Unconfirmed news say SWAT raided the house where he was hiding in Mansoor nhood, W Mosul. I wish you all the justice in the world for all the crimes you gave the execuse to commit. Many families will cheer up tonight, but that unfortunately will not bring their beloved back. 535 3:34 PM - Jan 16, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy

85 people are talking about this

____________________________________________________________________

The humor covered the gamut. We save the best for last.

There were hunger strike jokes.

____________________________________________________________________

Jesse Kelly ✔ @JesseKellyDC

Glad this guy got arrested. Clearly not gonna be one of those “hunger strike” prisoners either. https://twitter.com/alibaroodi/status/1217920646350549010 … Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

Latest photos for #ISIS Mufti. He was the strongest supporter of demolishing Mosul heritage. He used to give the Friday Sermon in my neighborhood. He cheered up in the very Friday after the blowing of Prophet Jonah Mosque in the early days of their invasion. 📷 Social media https://twitter.com/AliBaroodi/status/1217752217639362561 … View image on Twitter View image on Twitter 483 3:54 PM - Jan 16, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy

207 people are talking about this

__________________________________________________________________

Relevant Gifs…

MANY MORE AT LINK.........................


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: abuabdulbari; alibaroodi; fatbastard; fatwa; iraq; isis; jabbathejihadi; mosul; rop; shifaalnima; skinnywa; swat; yazidi
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-37 next last

1 posted on 01/17/2020 7:09:54 AM PST by Red Badger
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

Look at the drumsticks on that fat turkey!


2 posted on 01/17/2020 7:11:54 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

If he were going to blow his own a$$ up, he would have to detonate twice.


3 posted on 01/17/2020 7:12:27 AM PST by ArtDodger
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

a sick twisted murderer ONLY the MSM could love.

CBS: “he is a good boy”.

NBC: “he is the most respected leader on Earth.”

ABC: “he is an intellectual we follow here at ABC.”


4 posted on 01/17/2020 7:13:01 AM PST by Diogenesis ( WWG1WGA)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

Cripes, they could spot that from space!


5 posted on 01/17/2020 7:14:17 AM PST by glorgau
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

6 posted on 01/17/2020 7:15:30 AM PST by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

It’s Nadler’s before photo.


7 posted on 01/17/2020 7:15:49 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

He never could be a suicide bomber because they couldnt find a suicide belt in size “equator”.


8 posted on 01/17/2020 7:15:52 AM PST by lowbridge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lowbridge
When he lays around the tent, he lays AROUND the tent.

#TryTheVeal


9 posted on 01/17/2020 7:18:24 AM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

Didn't we get this guy in 1970?

10 posted on 01/17/2020 7:20:08 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

At least America can claim no one is starving in Iraq.


11 posted on 01/17/2020 7:24:58 AM PST by PGR88
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ArtDodger

Do we even have drone missiles that big?.................


12 posted on 01/17/2020 7:28:47 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Pearls Before Swine

I’d rather pay his board than board him!


13 posted on 01/17/2020 7:29:38 AM PST by donozark (Free Roger Stone!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

Jabba the Hutt returns.


14 posted on 01/17/2020 7:30:28 AM PST by Preachin' (I stand with many voters who will never vote for a pro abortion candidate.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

With apologies to John Candy

He swallowed a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizza!

He was overheard after his arrest saying about Gitmo: “what, you got a 6-8 week training program, which is perfect for me. I’m going to come out a lean, mean, fighting machine..”


15 posted on 01/17/2020 7:32:02 AM PST by shotgun
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

Mega Mufti


16 posted on 01/17/2020 7:33:51 AM PST by Yardstick
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Preachin'

Jabba the Pizza Hutt ...........................


17 posted on 01/17/2020 7:34:16 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: Yardstick

Chock fulla Mullah.....................


18 posted on 01/17/2020 7:35:29 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

It still looks like to well-placed bullets would go nicely into the back of his psychopathic skull.


19 posted on 01/17/2020 7:40:05 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger

Does he kill or eat his victims? Pity his 72 virgins.


20 posted on 01/17/2020 7:50:21 AM PST by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-37 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson