Posted on 01/13/2020 12:46:31 PM PST by metmom
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Mitch McConnell felt bad for Nancy Pelosi after watching her get forced to impeach the president by the radical wing of her party, then impeach him and sit on the articles of impeachment for weeks. So, he decided to cheer her up a bit.
McConnell had his staffers deliver Pelosi a shirt reading "I Impeached The President And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." Pelosi did not seem to understand the nice gift, pointing her finger sternly and lecturing the McConnell staffer: "Don't mess with me." Though her dentures fell out before she could finish her rant, sadly.
"It's the least I could do," McConnell said, a grin slowly spreading across his face. "I feel bad for the poor girl -- so much work on impeachment for nothing. Everyone needs a little consolation prize, a little affirmation. A participation trophy, you might say."
As an offended Pelosi held a press conference condemning the shirt as a "slap in the face," Mitch McConnell hurriedly confirmed hundreds more conservative judges.
Ouch, spitting dentures out in anger is not a good look.
It says they *fell out*.
Slight difference, but still, the theater of the mind is enough without actually watching her speak.
You do realize this is The Bee?
I love the Babylon Bee. However, this story would work better if it was Donald Trump sending Pelosi the consolation prize. The Turtle doesn’t really have the cajones or the savvy.
True, that.
I wonder how they missed that.
It really would have worked out much better.
search not working today?
LMAO!!!
Best Election Ever!!!
It’s usually in Chat.
Oh well......
Oh for sure. As I am a wearer of dentures, I just let my mind have some fun.
If only...
Bwahahahahahahaha!
ROTFLMRAO.
Yours, TMN78247
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