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Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
The Babylon Bee ^
| July 31, 2019
Posted on 01/11/2020 5:55:02 AM PST by metmom
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posted on
01/11/2020 5:55:03 AM PST
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metmom
To: metmom
And recycling garbage through pigs to get bacon.
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posted on
01/11/2020 5:57:54 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: metmom
Ah, thanks, but no thanks. I am almost afraid to ask any questions about it. 👎
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:02:17 AM PST
by
Mark17
(Father of Air Force Officer in pilot training. Air Force aircraft, go much faster than Army tanks)
To: SkyDancer; metmom
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:02:46 AM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: metmom
Best of all this new process is organic.
Save Da Erf!
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:03:23 AM PST
by
FLT-bird
To: SkyDancer
NYT thru guinea pig to get... more NYT.
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:04:17 AM PST
by
Track9
(When the products of liberalism meet you face to face, itÂ’s best to have a loaded weapon.)
To: metmom
Brilliant! Another great editorial from Babylon Bee 🐝
To: Mark17
I think the Bee gotcha...
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:09:49 AM PST
by
laker_dad
To: metmom
We tried everything to make them (vegetables) edible, but nothing worked — except maybe covering them in ranch dressing.
LOL!
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:11:42 AM PST
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: metmom
Gotta love the Babylon Bee
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:15:44 AM PST
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: metmom
The BB has rich pasture wherein to create satirical verbiage!
To: captain_dave
LOL—their headline is PRICELESS!
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:24:57 AM PST
by
milagro
(There is no peace in appeasement!)
To: metmom
They should call it Real® meat.
To: FLT-bird
As the saying goes:
If the Good Lord hadn’t intended for us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?
To: metmom
Give me hundreds of millions and I will invent feeding grass to cows. Not only is it much cheaper but the meat is much healthier for you and you do not have to inject the cows with drugs.
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:30:07 AM PST
by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: metmom
Brilliant! Is this listed on the NYSE? This could grow into something someday.
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:31:19 AM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: American in Israel
I have a great idea for a solar clothes dryer.
I wonder how I can make some bucks off that?
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:32:11 AM PST
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: metmom; SkyDancer
There was a big cattle feedlot near Anamosa IA that mixed expired date bread, cakes, snacks, and candy, with the usual grains and roughage. They run it through a shredder that opens up the wrappers. Some bits of wrapper would get past the separator proccess, but would just pass through the cattle’s digestive system.
Back around Feb. 2005, I picked up a semi load of reject candy from a Memphis Nestle (I think). When a production line has a breakdown that risks food purity, that portion is scrapped, and sold to brokers. My load had chunks of bubble gum as big as basketballs. I delivered to the place, and was allowed to tour the feedlot setup.
Just a much larger version of what farmers have done forever: give the livestock the kitchen scraps. I did when I farmed.
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posted on
01/11/2020 6:55:09 AM PST
by
Zuriel
(Acts 2:38,39....Do you believe it?)
To: metmom
Just advertise it online, people would send you money! As long as you actually send ‘em one, no problem. LOL.
I like to tell my liberal friends I *have* a solar clothes dryer. They get all happy & excited while I explain it works by combining solar *and* wind power.. It’s hilarious to watch their faces when they realize I’m messing with them.
To: mumblypeg
I like to tell my liberal friends I *have* a solar clothes dryer. They get all happy & excited while I explain it works by combining solar *and* wind power.. Its hilarious to watch their faces when they realize Im messing with them.We have one of those too! It's our clothesline.
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posted on
01/11/2020 7:11:36 AM PST
by
Disambiguator
("Progressives" want government in action. Conservatives want government inaction.)
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