And recycling garbage through pigs to get bacon.
Best of all this new process is organic.
Save Da Erf!
“We tried everything to make them (vegetables) edible, but nothing worked — except maybe covering them in ranch dressing.”
LOL!
Gotta love the Babylon Bee
The BB has rich pasture wherein to create satirical verbiage!
Give me hundreds of millions and I will invent feeding grass to cows. Not only is it much cheaper but the meat is much healthier for you and you do not have to inject the cows with drugs.
Brilliant! Is this listed on the NYSE? This could grow into something someday.
There was a big cattle feedlot near Anamosa IA that mixed expired date bread, cakes, snacks, and candy, with the usual grains and roughage. They run it through a shredder that opens up the wrappers. Some bits of wrapper would get past the separator proccess, but would just pass through the cattle’s digestive system.
Back around Feb. 2005, I picked up a semi load of reject candy from a Memphis Nestle (I think). When a production line has a breakdown that risks food purity, that portion is scrapped, and sold to brokers. My load had chunks of bubble gum as big as basketballs. I delivered to the place, and was allowed to tour the feedlot setup.
Just a much larger version of what farmers have done forever: give the livestock the kitchen scraps. I did when I farmed.
No one will tell us WHAT plants they are using in this CHEMICAL experiment.
Kudzu? Poison Oak? Poison Ivy? Stinging nettles? Grass (various types)? Bamboo? Cattails? Russian thistle? Canadian Thistle? Sage? Rabbit Brush? There have to be more than half a million different kinds of plants in the world.
I absolutely will not even taste such crap...
Why are they not required to tell us EXACTLY what is in these fake things??? Everything else has to have the ingredients listed.
I remember back to the 90’s when Clinton demanded that every product had to list their ingredients/formula on the container.
There used to a wonderful product on the market called KIP Spray. It was for burns or harsh abrasions, or treating skin exposed to certain chemicals. It WORKED GREAT. Used it myself a number of times.
They absolutely refused to release their formula & ingredients & went out of business. I have not seen anything on the market since that comes even close to KIP.
I always claimed to be a “vegetarian once removed” .
LOL!
ROFL