Posted on 12/20/2019 4:01:29 AM PST by Impy
Well, I suppose no one wants to here about how I lost my fanasty football loser's bracket semifinal because Julian Edelman and Cole Beasley boned me.
"Correct, no one does, and you were 'tarded to start Beasley even though he did great all those weeks you left him on the bench. You were also really dumb to cut Jamison Crowder afer he did jack for weeks."
Ok then how about another tale of woe, the Oakland Raiders lost their last ever home game in Oaktown as they are set to move to Vega$ after another dissappointing season. I feel sorry for those hardcore fans.
"Me too mon ami, I still miss my beloved Montreal Expos."
Oh hi Pepi, I was was wondering why it was smelling better in here, where have you been?
"This red-haired devil you call Pom Pom Girl locked me in filing cabinet with nary a crust of bread. If I was not a cartoon I surely would have perished and left a fragrant coprse. Mon Dieu!"
"Oh no it's that talking French rat again!! I thought I got rid of him."
"What did Pepe ever do to you?"
"Excuse me I saw him trying to get busy with a poor stray cat, hashtag me too!!!"
"It is true, I am wicked pervert that seeks relations outside my species".
"Yarr hey I just thought of something, where the hell is my girlfriend Burqa chick? I sent her out for beer, that was 6 months ago, yaaaarg."
"Oh, Jihadi Jane? I shot her. She was looking at me funny, you know like all 'terroristy'."
"Whaaaaaarg?"
"Your WELCOLME!!!"
"Excuse me, I think these skits are better when they focus on current events rather than 'quirky' chracter stuff that will confuse anyone who doesn't read your thread every week. I mean who the hell remembers Burqa chick? I thought you were going somewhere with the Raiders reference like maybe you'd have Jon Gruden on and make some jokes about gambling or something? I don't know."
Who the hell are you?!
Oh hi sorry, I'm a minor Star Wars chracter that is apparently a lesbian. In the new picture I casually smooch my girlfriend after we win the big battle (Oopsy, sorry, spoiler alert! We win! ;-) ). By making a big deal about it we hope to show how totally not a big deal it is!!"
What's your name?
"Commander Clammuncher."
Is that a German name?
"Dutch, actually. Anyway I also think you should keep featuring that ape character Myles Garret, I think he's been a big hit with your target democraphic".
That's sound advice, Myles please show the Commander out.
"Ok, first just let me eat this skunk real quick".
"Kicking me out? is this because I'm a lesbian?"
Hey classic 'Law and Order' refernce, and yes, it is.
Week 16
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in, there was no Thursday but there are 3 games on SATURDAY.
Picks from Jim W N: (BTW Jim do you have an avatar you’d like me to use?”
BUCCANEERS
PATRIOTS
49ERS
BENGALS (vs. Miami - statistically the two worst teams in the NFL)
STEELERS
GIANTS
COLTS
RAVENS
FALCONS
SAINTS
CHARGERS
BRONCOS
SEAHAWKS
COWBOYS
CHIEFS
VIKINGS
Picks from Jack Black (welcome back!)
Texans
Patriots
49ers
Dolphins
Steelers
Redskins
Colts
Ravens
Falcons
Saints
Chargers
Broncos
Seahawks
Cowboys
Chiefs
Vikings
Pete’s Saturday picks
Hous
Buff
SF
I don’t care who wins what game, I just read for the hilarious toons at the top. ‘Commander Clammuncher’ - LOL!
WTF didn’t you understand about the MESSAGE at the top of the page.
Do you REALLY have nothing better to do than to go on a football thread and bash it?
IMPY don’t bother with the message, there’s too many grouchy a@@holes here for it to work
I agreeJB. F these low life idiots.They’re the ones that went off reservation. If they had stuck with playing feet ball no problem. Makes me mad every time I see or hear them or their enablers. If herein dogooders want to reply backup and read previous sentence and do us both a favor. Yep I’m still torqued out over “damn” flag
Regards
My picks!
Texans
Patriots
49ers
Falcons
Ravens
Saints
Colts
Dolphins
Steelers
Redskins
Broncos
Raiders
Eagles
Seahawks
Chiefs
Vikings
Stadiums, half empty.
Ratings dropping.
College ball getting even better
XFL gearing up.
The dream is alive
“Avatar”. Is that a picture? Don’t you remember my iconic Clint Eastwood with his Make-My-Day 44 Magnum?
Let me know if you can’t find it.
Oh, Jim W N is the old Jim0216. That will probably help.
My Merry Christmas! picks:
Houston
New England
San Francisco
Atlanta
New Orleans
N.Y. Giants
N.Y. Jets
Cincinnati
Indianapolis
Baltimore
L.A. Chargers
Denver
Seattle
Dallas
Chicago
Green Bay
TEXANS
BILLS
49ERS
BENGALS
STEELERS
GIANTS
COLTS
RAVENS
FALCONS
SAINTS
CHARGERS
LIONS
SEAHAWKS
COWBOYS
CHIEFS
VIKINGS
good luck to me...
I was wondering if you were Jim0216.
Lost your password? ;-D
Buffalo over New England?
Is Pete on crack? Glue? Midol?
No way the Braves beat the Celtics.....
Saturday: Texans, Pats, 49ers
Sunday: Browns to sweep Bmore
Saints
ATL
Pitts
Indy
Jersey, er, NY Giants
Miami
Denver
Raiders in the battle of LA nomads
Dallas to take the East
Seattle
KC on SNF
Pack to stuff their stockings with a win on MNF
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