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Well, I suppose no one wants to here about how I lost my fanasty football loser's bracket semifinal because Julian Edelman and Cole Beasley boned me.

"Correct, no one does, and you were 'tarded to start Beasley even though he did great all those weeks you left him on the bench. You were also really dumb to cut Jamison Crowder afer he did jack for weeks."

Ok then how about another tale of woe, the Oakland Raiders lost their last ever home game in Oaktown as they are set to move to Vega$ after another dissappointing season. I feel sorry for those hardcore fans.

"Me too mon ami, I still miss my beloved Montreal Expos."

Oh hi Pepi, I was was wondering why it was smelling better in here, where have you been?

"This red-haired devil you call Pom Pom Girl locked me in filing cabinet with nary a crust of bread. If I was not a cartoon I surely would have perished and left a fragrant coprse. Mon Dieu!"

"Oh no it's that talking French rat again!! I thought I got rid of him."

"What did Pepe ever do to you?"

"Excuse me I saw him trying to get busy with a poor stray cat, hashtag me too!!!"

"It is true, I am wicked pervert that seeks relations outside my species".

"Yarr hey I just thought of something, where the hell is my girlfriend Burqa chick? I sent her out for beer, that was 6 months ago, yaaaarg."

"Oh, Jihadi Jane? I shot her. She was looking at me funny, you know like all 'terroristy'."

"Whaaaaaarg?"

"Your WELCOLME!!!"

"Excuse me, I think these skits are better when they focus on current events rather than 'quirky' chracter stuff that will confuse anyone who doesn't read your thread every week. I mean who the hell remembers Burqa chick? I thought you were going somewhere with the Raiders reference like maybe you'd have Jon Gruden on and make some jokes about gambling or something? I don't know."

Who the hell are you?!

Oh hi sorry, I'm a minor Star Wars chracter that is apparently a lesbian. In the new picture I casually smooch my girlfriend after we win the big battle (Oopsy, sorry, spoiler alert! We win! ;-) ). By making a big deal about it we hope to show how totally not a big deal it is!!"

What's your name?

"Commander Clammuncher."

Is that a German name?

"Dutch, actually. Anyway I also think you should keep featuring that ape character Myles Garret, I think he's been a big hit with your target democraphic".

That's sound advice, Myles please show the Commander out.

"Ok, first just let me eat this skunk real quick".

"Kicking me out? is this because I'm a lesbian?"

Hey classic 'Law and Order' refernce, and yes, it is.

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Week 16

Let me know if you want on/off the list.

Get your picks in, there was no Thursday but there are 3 games on SATURDAY.

I don’t care who wins what game, I just read for the hilarious toons at the top. ‘Commander Clammuncher’ - LOL!

My Merry Christmas! picks:

Houston

New England

San Francisco

Atlanta

New Orleans

N.Y. Giants

N.Y. Jets

Cincinnati

Indianapolis

Baltimore

L.A. Chargers

Denver

Seattle

Dallas

Chicago

Green Bay

Texans
Patsies
9ers
Falcons
Ain’ts
Giants
Stillers
Phins
Colts
Ex-Browns
Raiders
Broncos
Seahags
COWBOYS!
Chiefs
Vikes

Houston at Tampa Bay
Buffalo at New England
L.A. Rams at San Francisco
Jacksonville at Atlanta
New Orleans at Tennessee
N.Y. Giants at Washington
Pittsburgh at N.Y. Jets
Cincinnati at Miami
Carolina at Indianapolis
Baltimore at Cleveland
Oakland at L.A. Chargers
Detroit at Denver
Arizona at Seattle
Dallas at Philadelphia
Kansas City at Chicago
Green Bay at Minnesota

Isn’t Dutch the lesbian space man Jeff Goldblum?

Geez, no Thursday game this week I missed it. We do however get a triple-header on Saturday.

Saturday, December 21, 2019 (All Times Eastern)

Houston at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm NFL Network Raymond James Stadium The Texans seem to be on a mini-roll. And Jameis Winston has been on a tear - he is in a contract year - throwing for over nine hundred yards the past two games. But he's also good for at least a couple of picks. Texans.

Buffalo at New England 4:30 pm NFL Network Gillette Stadium Now we shall see. The Pats offense has simply been anemic. And while the Bills O is not a juggernaut either, their defense should shut down Brady and Company. Bills.

L.A. Rams at San Francisco 8:15 pm NFL Network Levi's Stadium Despite losing to Atlanta last week - the Falcons are very talented after all - I still believe in the Niners. Niners.

Sunday, December 22, 2019

Jacksonville at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium Yes the Falcons are inconsistent but Jacksonville is in a state of absolute turmoil. Falcons.

New Orleans at Tennessee 1:00 pm FOX Nissan Stadium Roll on Saints roll on. Saints.

N.Y. Giants at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field Now here's the match-up we have all been waiting for! In Eli's home swansong the G-Men showed some life. And the Redskins.... no. Giants.

Pittsburgh at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium The Jets are not the Bills... Steelers.

Cincinnati at Miami 1:00 pm CBS Hard Rock Stadium Another marquis match-up! But the Phish are really not that bad. Not Bengals bad. Dolphins.

Carolina at Indianapolis 1:00 pm FOX Lucas Oil Stadium The Colts playoff hopes died in New Orleans. But Carolina is another team twisting in the wind. Colts.

Baltimore at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium Will the Ravens make it eleven in a row? They somehow lost to the Browns - badly! - back in September. Lot of things have changed since then. And the Browns.... on the verge of disintegrating. Ravens.

Oakland at L.A. Chargers 4:05 pm CBS Dignity Health Sports Park The Raiders laid an egg in their farewell to Oakland. But the Chargers ... they got off on the wrong foot this season and never recovered. But a visit from the Raiders is just what the doctor ordered. Chargers.

Detroit at Denver 4:05 pm CBS Empower Field at Mile High Two teams headed in the same direction - nowhere. But the Broncos are playing better. Broncos.

Arizona at Seattle 4:25 pm FOX CenturyLink Field A must-win for Seattle if they want to hold on to the conference Number 1 seed. Thankfully, it's against the Cardinals. Seahawks.

Dallas at Philadelphia 4:25 pm FOX Lincoln Financial Field The game for the NFC Least title! Cowboys looked great last week - where has that team been all season? But it would be just like them to drop this one wouldn't it? Still, Philly is so devastated by injuries on offense... Gotta go with the Boys. Cowboys.

Kansas City at Chicago 8:20 pm NBC Soldier Field Don't see how the Bears can score enough to keep up with the Chiefs. Unless there's a blizzard. Chiefs.

Monday, December 23, 2019

Green Bay at Minnesota 8:15 pm ESPN U.S. Bank Stadium The Packers have managed to get to 11 - 3 ... mainly on the strength of Aaron Rodgers. But they have had a coupe of very bad losses - San Diego (?!) and San Francisco. But the Vikings are not a 'San' team and I still cannot get behind Kirk Cousins. Prove me wrong Kirk! Packers.

Good luck to everyone.

And I wish you All the Merriest of Christmases! Peace on Earth, Goodwill Toward Men! And Women!

Houston at Tampa Bay
1:00 pm NFL Network
Raymond James Stadium

Houston
Bufflo at New England
4:30 pm NFL Network
Gillette Stadium

Patriots

L.A. Rams at San Francisco
8:15 pm NFL Network
Levi’s Stadium

SF

Sunday, December 22, 2019
Jacksonville at Atlanta
1:00 pm FOX
Mercedes-Benz Stadium
Atlanta

New Orleans at Tennessee
1:00 pm FOX
Nissan Stadium
Saints

N.Y. Giants at Washington
1:00 pm FOX
FedEx Field
Skins

Pittsburgh at N.Y. Jets
1:00 pm CBS
MetLife Stadium

Steelers

Cincinnati at Miami
1:00 pm CBS
Hard Rock Stadium
Phins

Carolina at Indianapolis
1:00 pm FOX
Lucas Oil Stadium

Indy

Baltimore at Cleveland
1:00 pm CBS
FirstEnergy Stadium

Baltimore

Oakland at L.A. Chargers
4:05 pm CBS
Dignity Health Sports Park

Not Chargers

Detroit at Denver
4:05 pm CBS
Empower Field at Mile High
Denver

Arizona at Seattle
4:25 pm FOX
CenturyLink Field

Seattle

Dallas at Philadelphia
4:25 pm FOX
Lincoln Financial Field
Dallas

Kansas City at Chicago
8:20 pm NBC
Soldier Field

KC
Monday, December 23, 2019
Green Bay at Minnesota
8:15 pm ESPN
U.S. Bank Stadium
GB