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Elizabeth Warren Declares She Is Last Person Of Color Remaining In Democratic Race
The Babylon Bee ^
| 12/09/19
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/10/2019 9:33:32 AM PST by Pining_4_TX
"It saddens me that all the other candidates of color have dropped out," Warren said. "Luckily, I am still in the race, and a vote for me is a vote for .09% ethnic diversity in the White House. Maybe. The results were inconclusive, so it could be less than that. No guarantees."
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; warren
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To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:37:31 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(George Orwell's Nightmare is the Democrats' Dream!)
To: Pining_4_TX
Her latest promise to the people is that she would legislate less gravity so overweight people would be able to move more easily and the burden of losing weight wouldn’t be just on them.
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:38:17 AM PST
by
BipolarBob
(No border walls. No voter IDs. No Electoral College. You figured it out yet?)
To: Savage Beast
In her case, it’s the color of a lying, hypocritical tyrant wannabe.
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:38:46 AM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
RE: Elizabeth Warren Declares She Is Last Person Of Color Remaining In Democratic Race
Unless I am color blind, I see her as WHITE.
And Corey Booker and Andrew Yang are what color by your lights, Lizzy?
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:40:08 AM PST
by
SeekAndFind
(look at Michigan, it will)
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:40:14 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:40:26 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
To: Pining_4_TX
Edgar Winter was unavailable for comment.
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:43:18 AM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
To: Kickass Conservative
Yes, I know it’s the Babylon Bee. #;^)
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:43:59 AM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:44:54 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Everyone who favors socialism plans on the government taking other people's money, not theirs.)
To: Fresh Wind
Enough to make a person barf. Where did this whole “person of color” crap come from anyway?
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:45:09 AM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
Well played BB, well played
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:45:24 AM PST
by
HangnJudge
(Kipling was right about Humanity)
To: Savage Beast
Is white a color?No, she is Native American. You didn't know that?
To: Pining_4_TX
The sad thing is that Yang and Gabbard don’t count... because Asians/Pacific Islanders are over-represented in the Democratic primaries?
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:46:38 AM PST
by
dangus
To: Kickass Conservative
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:47:22 AM PST
by
crosdaddy
(Arl)
To: Pining_4_TX
she does have the distinction of not knowing what race creed or color she is...Does she know she is female?
Otherwise,she Is one of many older corrupt white life long politicians in a corrupt party that should be given the boot..or in jail for fraud.
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:48:21 AM PST
by
Leep
(It's.. (W)all or nothing..!)
To: Pining_4_TX
Guess what, no one cares, not even the democrats, race doesn’t matter, ideas do ...
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:48:50 AM PST
by
GulfMan
To: Pining_4_TX
Probably white libs professors..?
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:49:47 AM PST
by
Leep
(It's.. (W)all or nothing..!)
To: SeekAndFind
Unless I am color blind, I see her as WHITE.Looks more like beige. Even so, white is a color.
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:50:49 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
To: Pining_4_TX
So, she says claiming to be an Indian is bad but then continues to claim to be an Indian.
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:56:22 AM PST
by
CodeToad
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